Mangrove's Letter To America #1

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Coward.

[Mangrove]

I think our good buddy Mr J Rodriguez had a friend whose schtick was to run off an airplane saying "I've got a bomb!".


I didn't think I'd have to do this again so soon....

"Dear America,

Well...not all of America, just the guy who said 'I've got a bomb' yesterday in Miami. Saying you've got a bomb is a Federal offense...in fact, it has been for quite some time.

The difference is that in the past they woulda slapped the cuffs on you , threw you into a cell and called you a dumbass. However, nowadays they cut out all that interim paperwork and just fucking shoot you 'k?

So, to review just in case you've missed all media sources in the last year. Things you don't do:

a) Threaten bombings in order to get out of minor offences.
b) Threaten bombings when you're trying to get off a plane.

It's really not that hard.

Now please return to eating all those lovely Chipotle products.

Mangrove.


PS Having a bomb, threatening people with one and resisting arrest aren't not technically necessary, especially if you're trying to catch a train in London.

[Cain]

They reckon he was mentally ill or something, which almost seems obvious with hindsight.