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Started by Enrico Salazar, December 05, 2005, 03:10:24 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#330
February 23, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Found this and finally got it uploaded.....

Rumckle

#331
February 23, 2009, 11:45:29 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 23, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Found this and finally got it uploaded.....

How do you misplace your own tattoo?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Bruno

#332
February 23, 2009, 11:56:23 PM
I have an ellipsis tattooed on my left upper arm.

I was just playing around with a sewing needle and some India ink one day. That was nearly 20 years ago, so it's blurred to just a straight line now.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#333
February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#334
February 24, 2009, 12:20:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


You could say she had puncturation marks.

Bruno

#335
February 24, 2009, 12:23:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


Did she ever find out who did it? That is a stabbable offense.

Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#336
February 24, 2009, 12:38:12 AM
Nope, it happened years ago and she never found out who.

She was that kind of partier, back in her day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#337
February 24, 2009, 03:35:16 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 24, 2009, 12:20:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


You could say she had puncturation marks.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#338
February 24, 2009, 06:21:16 AM
what a horrible thing to do to someone who passes out at my house.
why would you give me such a wonderfully awful idea.

squid- has tattoo machine and hot pink ink (also teal)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#339
February 24, 2009, 06:52:00 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 24, 2009, 06:21:16 AM
what a horrible thing to do to someone who passes out at my house.
why would you give me such a wonderfully awful idea.

squid- has tattoo machine and hot pink ink (also teal)

Oh my god, PURE EVIL!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#340
February 24, 2009, 07:01:21 AM
you planted the seed my dear.
i shall merely nurture it.


AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#341
February 24, 2009, 07:09:25 AM
 :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#342
February 25, 2009, 04:13:02 PM
HELP ME
HELP ME

OMFG

MAKE IT STOP


FUCK FUCK FUCK


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#343
February 25, 2009, 04:15:53 PM
Fine. 
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#344
February 25, 2009, 04:19:52 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 23, 2009, 11:45:29 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 23, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Found this and finally got it uploaded.....

How do you misplace your own tattoo?

I don't turn quickly enough to keep up with it.....  :|
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