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Started by Enrico Salazar, December 05, 2005, 03:10:24 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Found this and finally got it uploaded.....


Rumckle

Quote from: K-Bitch on February 23, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Found this and finally got it uploaded.....

How do you misplace your own tattoo?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Bruno

I have an ellipsis tattooed on my left upper arm.

I was just playing around with a sewing needle and some India ink one day. That was nearly 20 years ago, so it's blurred to just a straight line now.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


You could say she had puncturation marks.

Bruno

Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


Did she ever find out who did it? That is a stabbable offense.

Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nope, it happened years ago and she never found out who.

She was that kind of partier, back in her day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Felix on February 24, 2009, 12:20:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2009, 12:12:47 AM
A friend of mine has a few punctuation marks. She passed out at a party one night and when she woke up, someone had tattooed punctuation on her arm and foot.


You could say she had puncturation marks.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

what a horrible thing to do to someone who passes out at my house.
why would you give me such a wonderfully awful idea.

squid- has tattoo machine and hot pink ink (also teal)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 24, 2009, 06:21:16 AM
what a horrible thing to do to someone who passes out at my house.
why would you give me such a wonderfully awful idea.

squid- has tattoo machine and hot pink ink (also teal)

Oh my god, PURE EVIL!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

you planted the seed my dear.
i shall merely nurture it.


AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

HELP ME
HELP ME

OMFG

MAKE IT STOP


FUCK FUCK FUCK


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Fine. 
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Rumckle on February 23, 2009, 11:45:29 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 23, 2009, 10:27:18 PM
Found this and finally got it uploaded.....

How do you misplace your own tattoo?

I don't turn quickly enough to keep up with it.....  :|