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The Anti-rant Rant

Started by hooplala, November 29, 2005, 02:58:34 PM

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Bella

Sorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

A God.  There's TONS of us.

There's even an emo God, fer chrissakes.  Nobody likes him, though.

TGRR,
Doesn't have lightning, and has a serious grudge agains the storm god, for that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

A God.  There's TONS of us.

There's even an emo God, fer chrissakes.  Nobody likes him, though.

TGRR,
Doesn't have lightning, and has a serious grudge agains the storm god, for that.

Hey, Ol' Stormy's just doing his job. Plus, all those hurricanes that have been showing up recently? Thats just him shitting his hate, which puts him in YOUR DOMAIN, doesn't it?  8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

A God.  There's TONS of us.

There's even an emo God, fer chrissakes.  Nobody likes him, though.

TGRR,
Doesn't have lightning, and has a serious grudge agains the storm god, for that.

Hey, Ol' Stormy's just doing his job. Plus, all those hurricanes that have been showing up recently? Thats just him shitting his hate, which puts him in YOUR DOMAIN, doesn't it?  8)

Only if the victims pissed him off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The seer

Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

Argue with god all you like, just don't let the professional disagreements affect your personal relationship.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCEris!

Where are all the ranters?

A whole forum? Where?

Only a few of us deluded/dooped/crazed enough to take our stand on the soap box.

And once the writing starts....it just begins to feel right.

Hell, yeah.  It's like sex, except without the BIG, RED STRAPS, and the inevitable Mann Act charges.  Which is why I get pissy when people kill my writing mood.

And the feedback issue.  WTF?  People rant for many reasons, but any ranter who says he doesn't care about feedback is lying, if only to him/herself.  If you like the rant, SAY so.  How fucking hard is that?  Hell, if you DON'T like the rant, say why.

TGRR,
Will rant as long as he's allowed.  Then he'll get pissy again.  Then he'll rant some more.  Rinse, repeat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

A God.  There's TONS of us.

There's even an emo God, fer chrissakes.  Nobody likes him, though.

TGRR,
Doesn't have lightning, and has a serious grudge agains the storm god, for that.

Hey, Ol' Stormy's just doing his job. Plus, all those hurricanes that have been showing up recently? Thats just him shitting his hate, which puts him in YOUR DOMAIN, doesn't it?  8)

Only if the victims pissed him off.

Yeah, I guess your right. The rage is there, but the focus and target accuracy  are off. Maybe you could give Ol' Stormy some pointers? A finger towards the virginia coast would be a good one.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomSorry. I hate to argue with God, but I really don't know what to say a lot of the time. Good thing I'm already dead or it would hurt when you call the lightening down on me for disagreeing with you, huh?

A God.  There's TONS of us.

There's even an emo God, fer chrissakes.  Nobody likes him, though.

TGRR,
Doesn't have lightning, and has a serious grudge agains the storm god, for that.



Hey, Ol' Stormy's just doing his job. Plus, all those hurricanes that have been showing up recently? Thats just him shitting his hate, which puts him in YOUR DOMAIN, doesn't it?  8)

Only if the victims pissed him off.

Yeah, I guess your right. The rage is there, but the focus and target accuracy  are off. Maybe you could give Ol' Stormy some pointers? A finger towards the virginia coast would be a good one.

Fuck that.  Why should I do HIS job, too?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.