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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 07, 2005, 05:46:52 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 07, 2005, 05:46:52 AM
the world?

Where are the giant robots?  Where are the mutant morays?  The alligators in the sewers?

Why is there no D*ctor Doom?  

Why is it that we have only ourselves to fight?  I mean, world wars are amusing, but they've been done.  Where the hell are the bug-eyed aliens, come to carry off our wimmenfolk?

Even in deepest Africa, there are no dinosaurs stomping around, gobbling up the locals.  And THEN, to top it all off, some fuckwads deep-sonar'd Loch Ness, and PROVED that there is no beastie!  Well, aren't YOU assholes the clever ones?  THANKS FOR PEELING BACK THE VINYL, YOU JACKASSES!

There are no cannibal faeries in Ireland.  No redcaps, even.

No Ogopogo monster.

It's...just...plain...WRONG.  And it cannot be allowed to continue like this.

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#1
December 07, 2005, 05:55:40 AM
Robert Anton Wilson says you can believe anyhting you want if try.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 07, 2005, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Robert Anton Wilson says you can believe anyhting you want if try.

RAW also thought basing a whole book on the phrase "Potter Stewart" was a pretty fucking good idea.  He's a goddamn retard.

Besides, even if he WAS right, some jackass would come along and say some shit like THIS:

http://mosnews.com/interview/2005/12/06/kgbchief.shtml

But, then again, who the fuck believes the KGB, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#3
December 07, 2005, 06:04:23 AM
I don't believe you.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 07, 2005, 06:05:49 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!I don't believe you.

Doesn't matter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#5
December 07, 2005, 06:07:17 AM
I don't believe that believe believe believe.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 07, 2005, 06:08:39 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!I don't believe that believe believe believe.

Oh.  I didn't realize that you're a hebephreniac.

My bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#7
December 07, 2005, 06:16:28 AM
Man, I know what you mean. All there is to do is ride the bus everday.

Everything is just quiet with nothing.

Mystic things are being thrown away because a scientist can put a word on a phenomenon. Like if you see a chair flip over for no reason and some says, "oh it's *word*" it seems like theres nothing else to it.

I say nessie exists enough to exist.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 07, 2005, 06:18:40 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Man, I know what you mean. All there is to do is ride the bus everday.

Everything is just quiet with nothing.

Mystic things are being thrown away because a scientist can put a word on a phenomenon. Like if you see a chair flip over for no reason and some says, "oh it's *word*" it seems like theres nothing else to it.

I say nessie exists enough to exist.

Has she eaten any Scotsmen, recently?  No?  

How can this be?

Face it.  There are no more mysteries.  Smug assholes in labcoats have killed them ALL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The seer

#9
December 07, 2005, 07:58:44 AM
I have the book they wrote about the Russian psychic, parapsychology and psychogenic programs back in the 70's. Still haven't got around to reading it.

hooplala

#10
December 07, 2005, 01:13:54 PM
There's still one great hope.

No fucker has put the kibosh on the Jersey Devil yet, he's just laying low and biding his time.  Once Ashley Simpson wins a Grammy he is going APESHIT.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The seer

#11
December 07, 2005, 01:23:14 PM
I'll tell you something that's making me sick right now roger.

Moaning ringtones, now for your mobile...

:(  :(  :( It's all so depressing.

Enrico Salazar

#12
December 07, 2005, 02:14:26 PM
You are crazy.

Moaning ringtones are the sexiest.  They give Enrico the chills.
Did someone say gorgeous?

The seer

#13
December 07, 2005, 02:17:42 PM
Quote from: The Monster SalazarYou are crazy.

Moaning ringtones are the sexiest.

No Enr!co, they aren't. If there was ever a thing that was anti-viagra, pornographic ringtones are it.

Before I saw that ad grace the TV screen I had a raging hard on. now I don't think I ever will again.

Enrico Salazar

#14
December 07, 2005, 02:18:36 PM
Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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