Is anybody besides me seriously disappointed with

[The seer]

Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

If I need a phone to get off there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with me. God gave us hands and sex toys for a reason.

[Enrico Salazar]

But what about in CHURCH?  Good Kali, use your head, my glorious faggot.

Even in Salazore you cannot get away with sticking your mits down your slacks in church.

THINK!  Is imagination.

[The seer]

But what about in CHURCH?  Good Kali, use your head, my glorious faggot.

Even in Salazore you cannot get away with sticking your mits down your slacks in church.

THINK!  Is imagination.

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• The only reason I would ever be in church would be to fuck my wife --quietly at first, then louder-- in the vestuible.
  
• If I was ever in church for any other reason, I probably wouldn't be thinking about sex.
  
• If I wanted sex and was in a place where I couldn't use my hands, toys, and/or wife. If I was desperate enough I would Go somewhere else[/list:o]

[Enrico Salazar]

Is useless.

Some peoples do not want to be taught.

[LHX]

the world?

Where are the giant robots?  Where are the mutant morays?  The alligators in the sewers?

Why is there no D*ctor Doom?  

Why is it that we have only ourselves to fight?  I mean, world wars are amusing, but they've been done.  Where the hell are the bug-eyed aliens, come to carry off our wimmenfolk?

Even in deepest Africa, there are no dinosaurs stomping around, gobbling up the locals.  And THEN, to top it all off, some fuckwads deep-sonar'd Loch Ness, and PROVED that there is no beastie!  Well, aren't YOU assholes the clever ones?  THANKS FOR PEELING BACK THE VINYL, YOU JACKASSES!

There are no cannibal faeries in Ireland.  No redcaps, even.

No Ogopogo monster.

It's...just...plain...WRONG.  And it cannot be allowed to continue like this.

Or kill me.

no meteors
no tidal waves
no plagues
no nuclear war


just a long
lingering
looming
threat

just to keep everybody scrambling



anything else would be too easy


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[AFK]

Additional problems with the world that haven't been solved yet:

Rod Stewart
David Hasselhoff
Bob Barr
And Bob Dole not having a talk show.

[Bella]

Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

I'm so making a fortune that says this and slipping it to my friend the next time she and I go out for Chinese food.


And please, Roger.......don't be telling me there is no Loch Ness Monster.  

[Cain]

I went there and I never saw anything.  I felt cheated.  I wanted my money back.  I didnt pay to look at it, but that isnt the point.  The castle ruins are interesting though.

[Bella]

I was never planning to go there........just planning to imagine going there. That way I wouldn't want my money back if the monster didn't show up. Cuz you're right - that's not the point.

[hooplala]

Didn't Crowley own a castle on the banks of Loch Ness?

[LHX]

i heard that too

[AFK]

I was never planning to go there........just planning to imagine going there. That way I wouldn't want my money back if the monster didn't show up. Cuz you're right - that's not the point.

Save your money and take a trip to Lake Champlain.  Perhaps you will get a glimpse of Champy!  

[neongenesis816]

Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

Ok, so what do I do next?  *awaits instruction*

[Enrico Salazar]

Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

Ok, so what do I do next?  *awaits instruction*

Now squirm slightly, and enjoy.

Also, send Enrico $500.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.

Is whole different story, friend.

I've been doing that for YEARS.