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Horab Fibslager

#120
December 17, 2003, 01:08:25 AM
Quote from: Tao JonesI was just joking about that.

That's ridiculous.
goddess said the same thing when i asked her about ww2.
Hell is other people.

Bella

#121
December 17, 2003, 01:27:38 AM
Quote from: Horab
Quote from: Tao JonesI was just joking about that.

That's ridiculous.
goddess said the same thing when i asked her about ww2.
What did she say about ww3?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

#122
December 17, 2003, 01:30:31 AM
she shrugged, and then started laughing hysterically. then george bush came on the t.v. and she rolle dover and nearly died from laughing. almos thad to give her c.p.r.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#123
December 17, 2003, 03:53:03 AM
Look if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#124
December 17, 2003, 04:12:11 AM
That's why she was laughing.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Commander

#125
December 17, 2003, 04:31:20 AM
wazzat? Did somebody say War?  I am the resident war monger you know...

The Commander
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Prince Tao Jones

#126
December 17, 2003, 09:48:09 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCLook if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.

and if the people don't want war too, apparently.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.  Locke, John

"It is by acts and not ideas that people live" - Anatole France

"Our wretched species is so mad that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" - Voltaire

"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know" - Napoleon

"Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth." - Richard Whately

The way we live is the evidence of what we really want in life, no matter what we may say.
Charles Templeton

             

I GOT PINKED!!!!

Abolish the Atlantic in 2004

Horab Fibslager

#127
December 18, 2003, 12:54:04 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCLook if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.

put a bullet in their heads.


call it a war aginst war if you will...
Hell is other people.

Prince Tao Jones

#128
December 19, 2003, 03:34:39 AM
Quote from: EvilPoet
QuoteProstitutes were a necessary evil, according to the medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas, as they were permitted by God in order to prevent male lust from becoming totally out of control. "Sewers," he noted, "are necessary to guarantee the wholesomeness of palaces." Otherwise, Aquinas worried, "sodomy" and worse crimes might result. While the money paid to prostitutes is paid for an unlawful purpose, according to Aquinas, the giving itself is not unlawful and the woman could retain what she received. In other words, prostitutes protect the "good" women of the family from the demands of male sin.




Is there a patron saint of prostitutes?
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.  Locke, John

"It is by acts and not ideas that people live" - Anatole France

"Our wretched species is so mad that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" - Voltaire

"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know" - Napoleon

"Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth." - Richard Whately

The way we live is the evidence of what we really want in life, no matter what we may say.
Charles Templeton

             

I GOT PINKED!!!!

Abolish the Atlantic in 2004

riff

#129
December 19, 2003, 03:36:29 AM
Quote from: Tao JonesIs there a patron saint of prostitutes?

Mary Magdelene?

dunno if she's canonized tho
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#130
December 19, 2003, 06:15:18 AM
Actually yes....Saint Magdalene/Maddalena.

She has a school, too.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

EvilPoet

#131
December 19, 2003, 07:30:06 AM
There are two patron saints of reformed prostitutes: Mary Magdalene (who Riff and St. Hugh already mentioned) and Margaret of Cortona. According to this list Mary Magdalene was canonized. Just for point of interest - there are patron saints for reformed alcoholics (Martin of Tours, Matthias) and reformed thieves (Dismas).

B23.77

#132
December 19, 2003, 07:33:52 AM
There's also reformed reformers.

Prince Tao Jones

#133
December 20, 2003, 12:31:49 AM
what about those wholesome practicing ones that Thomas was talking about?
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.  Locke, John

"It is by acts and not ideas that people live" - Anatole France

"Our wretched species is so mad that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" - Voltaire

"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know" - Napoleon

"Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth." - Richard Whately

The way we live is the evidence of what we really want in life, no matter what we may say.
Charles Templeton

             

I GOT PINKED!!!!

Abolish the Atlantic in 2004

EvilPoet

#134
December 20, 2003, 09:29:27 AM
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