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Jesus Died for YOU

Started by HeDiedForYou, October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM

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Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here


Iason Ouabache

 :cramstipated:

Why would you bump this shit???
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Cthulhu's Advocate on October 25, 2003, 04:08:27 AM
Isn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?
NM.  I see that this thread quickly took a turn for the AWESOME!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Requia ☣

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2008, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Advocate on October 25, 2003, 04:08:27 AM
Isn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?
NM.  I see that this thread quickly took a turn for the AWESOME!

I saw that more as taking a turn for the worse.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

evangelikevin

Quote from: HeDiedForYou on October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM
Please read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on???




ummmmmm..............
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"



"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.



Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"



"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.



"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.



"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"



"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."



Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.



Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.



Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.



Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on?... I did

Sorry, I ain't passing this on. I'm a bloody atheist, and I don't believe in your bullshit theory of "heaven" and "hell".
Saturday night it's the place to be,
Everybody cut footloose with me,
At the party at the leper colony!
-Weird Al Yankovic

Chairman Risus

Psst.  Check the date that it was posted.

AFK

What's 5 years between asshats? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

evangelikevin

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 
I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.
Saturday night it's the place to be,
Everybody cut footloose with me,
At the party at the leper colony!
-Weird Al Yankovic

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Jenne


AFK

Has anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 08:54:56 PMHas anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

A. with a series of trucks?

B. turn the tube inside-out, smear the toothpaste on the outside, turn back outside-in

C. videotape a Colgate commercial : toothpaste in the tube!

D. Tooth, ctrl-X, Tube, ctrl-V ?

E. if lube=rape, then tube=tape, therefore, black ducttape. unless it's like the 5th time in one night.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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