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LMNO

Quote from: triple zero on August 27, 2008, 02:24:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 08:54:56 PMHas anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

A. with a series of trucks?

B. turn the tube inside-out, smear the toothpaste on the outside, turn back outside-in

C. videotape a Colgate commercial : toothpaste in the tube!

D. Tooth, ctrl-X, Tube, ctrl-V ?

E. if lube=rape, then tube=tape, therefore, black ducttape. unless it's like the 5th time in one night.


:potd::potd::potd:

AFK

I'm not sure I understand E. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

what the cock is this shit.


except for 000's tube n paste thingy. that's win.

AFK

Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

lemurdue

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2008, 08:32:48 AM

Why would you bump this shit???

I was looking at it and thought to myself, "if I were only four years old, I wouldn't have even started school and this poor thread is already dead." I spent much time reflecting this and realized that when the singularity occurs, our new computerized master will probably kill humans that have not been sympathetic to their online creations. Since I already help animals when I have a chance, I figured, "why not a poor lonely thread?" Maybe I'll score some points with our computerized c@$hm@ster G0d. So, I bumped it and ran off to look at some Pr0N.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

maybe if ducttape isn't the answer you seem to be asking the wrong question, in some sense?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

Did you really miss that one, Name?

AFK

Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 

okay, to be honest, i was just ducttaping a couple of board memes together into nonsense. it's LMNO that gave it POTD. so he can explain what the funny is about it, (cause i don't really know, really)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Surely by now, if there was any funny, I've killed it. 

Sorry bout that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

evangelikevin

Saturday night it's the place to be,
Everybody cut footloose with me,
At the party at the leper colony!
-Weird Al Yankovic