Jesus Died for YOU

[Triple Zero]

it's not that hard, in fact.

see, given that the internet reached infinity in the fall of 2006, the act of looking for information can be equated with the act of creating it.

therefore,

seek and thee shalt findeth

and of course,

Nomen est Omen!

or, as Cram would put it:

[evangelikevin]

Hmm.... So the Internet is actually a good embodiment of Chaos?

[Cramulus]

hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

The Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

[evangelikevin]

hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

The Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

I shall fight President Skroob and Colonel Sanders to make the universe safe for anarchy!!!!! .... or I'll order a pizza and watch "Spaceballs" again....

[hooplala]

I knew it.  I'm surrounded by assholes.

[Chairman Risus]

ANAL?
[/lmno]

[evangelikevin]

Without smartasses, the world would take itself seriously. The very idea is terrifying....

[Manta Obscura]

Without smart asses, the world would shit on itself, seriously. The very idea is unsanitary....

Fixed, for no reason at all.

[Harlequin]

Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.

[hooplala]

Or brilliant?

[Chairman Risus]

Or brilliant?

No

This

Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.

[Golden Applesauce]

So, Satan and Jesus are arguing about stuff, when they find golden baby human with a note around its neck.

"To the greatest."