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Started by renko, December 09, 2005, 03:12:13 AM

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renko

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(Or I could just pimp my own stuff: http://poee.co.uk/boards/viewforum.php?f=15 )

Any chance, you could condense those 15 or so sermons into a concise little summary paragraph for those of us who can only read right now during the commercial breaks during jon stewart?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renko
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
(Or I could just pimp my own stuff: http://poee.co.uk/boards/viewforum.php?f=15 )

Any chance, you could condense those 15 or so sermons into a concise little summary paragraph for those of us who can only read right now during the commercial breaks during jon stewart?

1.  100+, actually.

2.  Sorry.  I cannot enable your demon addiction.  Kill your tv.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

renko

1. oh man... thats alot of sermons

2. oh common, how can you be against jon stewart? he is to politics like you are to religion.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: renko1. oh man... thats alot of sermons

2. oh common, how can you be against jon stewart? he is to politics like you are to religion.

1.  I've been doing it for YEARS.  Fear not, though...Some day, YOU will also be old & bitter, with a few hundred rants under your belt.

2.  I have nothing against Jon Stewart.  He's one of the (very few) good guys.  But he's on TV, and TV is a tool of the Conspiracy(tm).  Except for anything with William Shatner in it, obviously.

Welcome aboard dude, and thanks for not subjecting us to any rants on the mysteries of the number 23, the law of fives, or the pentabarf.

TGRR,
Loves not having to play whack-a-noob.

PS:  I feel I should warn you that I am considered a bad influence in these parts.  Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

How about the PBS special of an old Tom JOnes TV concert that was on tonight.  No, I swear, I got out of the shower and that was what my husband was watching and no, I don't know why  :shock:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHow about the PBS special of an old Tom JOnes TV concert that was on tonight.  No, I swear, I got out of the shower and that was what my husband was watching and no, I don't know why  :shock:

Tom Jones can crush a python's skull wiff his biceps.

D/N/T.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

This special was about 25 years old, it was kinda scary :shock:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThis special was about 25 years old, it was kinda scary :shock:

Without fuel they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one man, who hasn't aged since 1972.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHow about the PBS special of an old Tom JOnes TV concert that was on tonight.  No, I swear, I got out of the shower and that was what my husband was watching and no, I don't know why  :shock:

Your husband watches wrestling and is obsessed with Tom Jones...


The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHow about the PBS special of an old Tom JOnes TV concert that was on tonight.  No, I swear, I got out of the shower and that was what my husband was watching and no, I don't know why  :shock:

Your husband watches wrestling and is obsessed with Tom Jones...


HEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: renkoafter reading some subgenius stuff (mostly the Wikipedia entry) I still think I prefer Discordianism. Eris is way sexier.

That's what you get for reading Wikipedia.

Lies, all lies.

You have to read the original source material.

Which guy was it who describe Eris as a graying old hag again?  I may be wrong here, but I just think he wasn't getting enough.  All the Greek gods were lookers.  Its why they got away with so much.

Besides, she was killing people and dragging their bodies about at Troy.  She had to be in pretty good shape for that.

Verthaine

Fess up Rog. Is "The FATHER" character on cartoon networks Codename:
Kids Next Door actuALLY THE "aNTI-bOB"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wigglestein
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: VerthaineFess up Rog. Is "The FATHER" character on cartoon networks Codename:
Kids Next Door actuALLY THE "aNTI-bOB"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wigglestein
I'm so glad I am not the only one who noticed that.  I tried to get a picture off the TV, but because Father is in shadow all the time they never came out.

fluffy

Quote from: renkoafter reading some subgenius stuff (mostly the Wikipedia entry) I still think I prefer Discordianism. Eris is way sexier.


i'm with you, kid
welcome to the boards