Eminem - Slim Slim Shady

[the other anonymous]

Stop, collaborate and listen,
Slim is back with a brand new image.
P.R. grabbed a hold of me tightly,
Now I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Will I always be white? Yo -- I don't know,
Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal,
Light up a stage and beat my wife with my sandal.

Damn, been complaining about my mom since the womb,
I'm killing your brain with poisonous mushrooms.
Deadly, when I play a dope melody,
Anything less than the palest is a felony.
Love it or leave it, you better gain way,
Vanilla two-point-oh ain't going away.
If there was a problem, yo, I'll bitch about it,
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

Slim Slim Shady
I'm the real
Slim Slim Shady

[The rest of the song is too damn funny to be parodied.]

Slim Slim Shady
I'm the real
Slim Slim Shady

Yo, man -- let's get out of here!
I still can't say 'nigga'!

Slim Slim Shady
Too white, too white
Slim Slim Shady