Human Rights, Animal Rights, Men's Rights, Women's Rights, Children's Rights, Civil Rights, Black Rights, Enviromental Rights, Tree Rights, Abortion Rights, Worker's Rights, Gay Rights, Dog Rights, Cat Rights, Religious Rights, Employer's Rights, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
*clears throat*
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
But, you ask, "isn't the goverment here to protect our rights?"
And, I shall now reply, NO.
The Goverment in a perfect world would be here to protect your rights, but as you may have noticed, we don't live in a perfect world. The goverment is here to do BUISNESS. It's own buisness, not yours. Your interests may happen to coincide with it's interests. If not, then you're fucked like a hooker in New Orleans (in every sense of that phrase possible). Too bad for you.
Unless, of course, you stand up and start a riot.
"a riot" you ask, "isn't that a bit extreme?"
And, I shall again reply, NO.
You have a choice, you can sit down and take what is given you and go along like a good little proletariat, or you can stand up and take what you want. You can stay sitting down with the kiddies, or you can stand up and eat your roast beef standing up in the kitchen. So fucking what, you get crumbs on the floor. You have to clean up after yourself now, fucko, you've got to take responsibility. But, most of all you're annoying all the fuckers who think you should sit down to eat tasteless gruel.
You have the RIGHT to do whatever you want in your own home IF AND ONLY IF you take it.
You have the RIGHT to do whatever the fuck you want IF AND ONLY IF you take it. Of course, everyone else has the RIGHT to do unto you as you have done to them (this has been covered before...)
Take your RIGHTS, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Whinny bitches.
-Zurtok Khan
Has been listening to college idiots whine WAY too often.