RIGHTS

[Rev Thwack]

but we are all slaves to some master or another.  The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.

[B_M_W]

but we are all slaves to some master or another.  The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.

And once you do, its time for some pwnage. Unless you LIKE being a slave. Or you have enough minions doing your bidding that you could care less.

[Verthaine]

but we are all slaves to some master or another.  The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.

Bullshit! I am my own person.No one rules me.I may have to play by the rules(until I can find away around them).No one is my master,and I am no ones slave.
My boss doesn't rule me.I've quit many a job and got a better one the next day.
My wife knows better to try to rule me.
Society doesn't rule me.Fuck Society.
The Christian Church doesn't rule me.IO'm not a Christian
The fear of death doesn't rule me,because I don't fear death.( I admit dying may suck,but thats only a  moment in the general scheme of things)
And Eris sure as Hades doesn't rule me.

[Rev Thwack]

Never said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).

[Verthaine]

Never said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).

Karma is an opinion created by the Hindus,Reality is an illusion we are all a part of,Physics is subjective to the universe it's in and chaos doesn't rule,it creates/changes/destroys.
Being subjected to,and being enslaved to,are two different things.

[Rev Thwack]

If you don't think chaos can rule, than you obviously havn't been around me enough. There are a few people here that have gotten a slight taste of it... they might be able to vouch. Trust me though, chaos can rule.

[Verthaine]

If you don't think chaos can rule, than you obviously havn't been around me enough. There are a few people here that have gotten a slight taste of it... they might be able to vouch. Trust me though, chaos can rule.

Don't mistake Chaos for Drama.Not the same thing. Chaos doesn't Rule.Chaos just Is.How I react to Chaos,that is of my own free will.I don't veiw chaos as my MASTER,only my PARTNER IN CRIME.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

but we are all slaves to some master or another.  The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.

My master is a rubber vagina that sits on my shoulder and queifs in my face.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.

Yup, that's right.

Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.

This is the correct answer.  Rights are taken, and then assumed.

And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.

Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.

TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights.  Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.  I *will* go first.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free

Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the  first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.

1.  That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.

2.  This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.

[Verthaine]

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.

Yup, that's right.

Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.

This is the correct answer.  Rights are taken, and then assumed.

And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.

Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.

TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights.  Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.  I *will* go first.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free

Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the  first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.

1.  That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.

2.  This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.

1.That may be so,but it is one of the few things  that I totally believe in and am willing to fight  for.My uncle Anthony was lynched(tied to a tree,castrated,then burned alive in 1953) for COMMITING THE HORRIBLE CRIME OF LOVING A WHITE WOMAN.I don't plan to let  something like that happen to me without a hell of a fight just because I happen to love my wife.
2-That is the correct Church of Eris Battlepriest 1st Class.

[Z³]

I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

[B_M_W]

I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

If you can get around physics, please feel free to tell the rest of us.

[Verthaine]

I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able  to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.

Yup, that's right.

Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.

This is the correct answer.  Rights are taken, and then assumed.

And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.

Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.

TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights.  Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.  I *will* go first.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free

Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the  first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.

1.  That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.

2.  This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.

1.That may be so,but it is one of the few things  that I totally believe in and am willing to fight  for.My uncle Anthony was lynched(tied to a tree,castrated,then burned alive in 1953) for COMMITING THE HORRIBLE CRIME OF LOVING A WHITE WOMAN.I don't plan to let  something like that happen to me without a hell of a fight just because I happen to love my wife.
2-That is the correct Church of Eris Battlepriest 1st Class.

The lie I was referring to was "children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy"

[Z³]

I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able  to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.

I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

If you can get around physics, please feel free to tell the rest of us.

Context and connotation, people, context and connotation.

Seriously though, that would be a pretty boring existence... but at least I'd be high on a mix of cocaine and pcp the entire time, I probably wouldnt even notice.