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Pwnt By Life (A Poem)

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 21, 2005, 07:47:45 AM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

December 21, 2005, 07:47:45 AM
Woe is me
I'm going to wear eyeliner
And grow my hair out
Dye it black

And write bad poetry

I have been pwnt by life

the other anonymous

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December 21, 2005, 09:14:02 AM
Quote from:  Woe is me
I'm going to wear eyeliner
And grow my hair out
Dye it black

And write bad poetry

I have been pwnt by life

BLACK NUMBER ONE!!!1!11!!!!~!!11!2!1!1@111!1!1

I can't go OUT!! My ROOTS are SHOWING!!!

Seriously, fnnordie: one can make a ton of money writing bad poetry.

Zurtok Khan

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December 21, 2005, 09:43:09 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from:  Woe is me
I'm going to wear eyeliner
And grow my hair out
Dye it black

And write bad poetry

I have been pwnt by life

BLACK NUMBER ONE!!!1!11!!!!~!!11!2!1!1@111!1!1

I can't go OUT!! My ROOTS are SHOWING!!!

Seriously, fnnordie: one can make a ton of money writing bad poetry.

I'm working on it.  Seriously.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

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December 21, 2005, 05:52:58 PM
::Holds up scorecard reading '8.1'::

That was pretty goth, but not goth as fuck. Please add more tears of Robert Smith and try again. :twisted:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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