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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Enrico Salazar

#60
January 05, 2006, 03:09:02 AM
Anything for you sweetcheeks.

Alright my little hemorrhoids, Enrico needs to pause for station identification, and to get a few more words from our sponsors . . . and while that is going on Enrico thinks he will serve a little of this fantastic Riunite on ice to all his guests . . . here you are Fred . . . remember, Riunite on ice is nice.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#61
January 05, 2006, 03:12:03 AM
SWEET...free drinks...i should live here

hooplala

#62
January 05, 2006, 03:18:18 AM
Hi.

Broken noses.  Shattered shins.  Cracked skulls.

What do these three phrases have in common?  The answer?  Fun.

I, Baron von Hoopla, will kick the living shit out of anyone you need beaten up, for a very small amount of money.  After all, I'm from Canuckastan, a couple measly American dollars can keep me clothed and fed all winter long.

I don't promise you that I won't be sneaky about it, in fact I almost guarantee it.  Nothing is more gratifying than running from a dark alley holding an aluminum baseball bat.  The best part?  I've never even played baseball.

That's right.  I'm a shit-kicker, and proud of it.

You want me to work for you?  Email baronvonhoopla@hotmail.com and title it SHITKICKER.

Talk to you soon.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#63
January 05, 2006, 03:22:51 AM
That is Enrico's type of sponsor.

Alright, back again.

Shecky has been taken to hospital on Fred's advice.  Thank you Fred, Enrico is sure Shecky will thank you later.  It must have been clam dip served in green room.

Anyway.  Enrico's next guest is an old friend, he has been a revered for a long time, and he has recently been upgraded to a god . . .

Please give a warm sloppy welcom to the Good Reverend Roger!
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
January 05, 2006, 03:23:49 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarThat is Enrico's type of sponsor.

Alright, back again.

Shecky has been taken to hospital on Fred's advice.  Thank you Fred, Enrico is sure Shecky will thank you later.  It must have been clam dip served in green room.

Anyway.  Enrico's next guest is an old friend, he has been a revered for a long time, and he has recently been upgraded to a god . . .

Please give a warm sloppy welcom to the Good Reverend Roger!

Thanks for having me, you sexy beast.  So, what's on your diseased little mind?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#65
January 05, 2006, 03:25:52 AM
Enrico has been told that in your youth you were a proffesional wrassler, is this true?
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#66
January 05, 2006, 03:28:29 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico has been told that in your youth you were a proffesional wrassler, is this true?

Yes it is.  I was an extra, one of the guys that takes a dive for the big name dudes.  I got tired of that, and threw "The Iron Actuary" into the crowd, so they threw me out, after giving me a turbo-wedgie with my wrasslin' tights.

I'll kill them all for that, one fine day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#67
January 05, 2006, 03:30:01 AM
Enrico used to wrassle under name of Mustachio Souvenier.  Is long tedious story.

What was your wrassling name?
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
January 05, 2006, 03:31:40 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarEnrico used to wrassle under name of Mustachio Souvenier.  Is long tedious story.

What was your wrassling name?

Benito Mussol...hey, who's the babe on the couch?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#69
January 05, 2006, 03:32:43 AM
Is little Fred.

Fred.

Wake up.

Is Roger.
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
January 05, 2006, 03:34:48 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarIs little Fred.

Fred.

Wake up.

Is Roger.

Naw, let her doze.  I think it's cute, the way she's throttling your sound guy in her sleep.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#71
January 05, 2006, 03:37:00 AM
He deserves it.

When Diabo was on he tried to fix sound to make her not have screeching hog voice.  Lying to public should only be done by politicians.

Can you stick around on couch Roger?
Did someone say gorgeous?

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
January 05, 2006, 03:39:10 AM
Quote from: Enrico SalazarHe deserves it.

When Diabo was on he tried to fix sound to make her not have screeching hog voice.  Lying to public should only be done by politicians.

Can you stick around on couch Roger?

Sure.  Your sound guy is turning me on.

You don't have a garbage bag, a wet suit, and some salsa sauce handy, do you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#73
January 05, 2006, 03:40:31 AM
Who do you think you're asking??

(rimshot)

Again Mo, Enrico is serious.

Ok Roger Enrico will get you the items you desire as we go to a word from our sponsors.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Schizzy

#74
January 05, 2006, 03:58:55 AM
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