Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

go martha stewert style...teach the audience..um...underwater basket weaving

[LHX]

fucker

now you direct people AWAY from the show?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

what? i cant have you getting more viewers then me.  

hire kelly rippa as co host

[Enrico Salazar]

LHX,

You show was better than last three weeks of show Enrico did.  Bravo you cute little faggot.  Do not listen to camera man, if he had studied hard and ate his vitamins he might have been good poster like you, instead he is camera man on show people read.

Nice job.

So, what has Enrico missed?

[not LHX]

You gorgeous, ungrateful bastard.

Fuck this.

I quit.

I've had enough of your 'help-me-find-my-good-side' game anyway.



I quit.

[LHX]

LHX,

You show was better than last three weeks of show Enrico did.  Bravo you cute little faggot.  Do not listen to camera man, if he had studied hard and ate his vitamins he might have been good poster like you, instead he is camera man on show people read.

Nice job.

So, what has Enrico missed?

absolutely nothing



which is the problem




now if youll excuse me
i am going to go deliver some flying elbows to the camera man




oh
and its a little dry in here - hence the tumbleweeds


you might want to invest in a humidifier?

or do one of those 'live from the sauna' broadcasts again

[Shecky D. Albino]

Salazar, it's about fuckin time.

Now shut up and lead the people.

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico is not interested in leading anymore, peoples are filled with dumb.

Enrico is about exploiting the peoples now.  So he is opening own fast food restaurant.  What you think?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Only if you serve some form of meat product wedged between two pancakes.

Shecky love the McGriddle!

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico too.  If they could work a face into there somewhere Enrico would be happy.

He thinks you should always see your food's face when eatiing it.  Perhaps it will be selling point for his restaurant?

[Shecky D. Albino]

Enrico too.  If they could work a face into there somewhere Enrico would be happy.

He thinks you should always see your food's face when eatiing it.  Perhaps it will be selling point for his restaurant?

Voila!

[Enrico Salazar]

Look at those pants.

Nobody would be stupid enough to eat those pants.

[DJRubberducky]

Agreed!  He must have BACON PANTS!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Agreed!  He must have BACON PANTS!

BUG PR0N PANCE!

<takes the weekly allotment of audience members hostage>

Sorry dads. The tax.

[Toots]

::runs into audience beaming from ear to ear::

Enrico is back!!!!

::looks around at skeletons of what used to be rotting corpses of the audience::

It seems to me we need to kill some more people to fill these seats man. I mean look, this skeleton here only has meat left on its lower half. What kind of a corpse is that? And THAT one is starting to look like a mummy, what's this? Into Egypt with Enrico?

::proceeds to kick the non-smelly bodies out of the seats::