Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[LMNO]

::sluuur--


Wait.  It doesn't!?


--uurp::

[Enrico Salazar]

This is standard Salazorian story for how babies are made, yes.  There is a large oyster on bottom of ocean who gets angry and pops out a baby on New Moons, the octopus takes the baby, and swims to surface, then squishes onto land and wriggles to where mothers who have sent out purchase orders in triplicate to Salazorian Government offices and then gives baby to the mysterious baby person who, with the assistance of octopus somehow find the secret door on womens and places baby inside.

The next day she has baby.

Is happy day for all.

Is close?

[Malaul]

Did I miss out on the Ocotopi?
Aw man
that stinks!
and here I thought I hadda have SEX to get pregnant!

I wanna refund!

[Enrico Salazar]

Sex?

For baby?

Is sick.

[Malaul]

you aint kidding

sex is like stickin your finger up somebody elses nose!!*



But yeah sadly, sex is how you get babies
I betcha LMNO has some good
ah hem
educational videos that you can watch to get a better understanding of how it works

but you know, L might even have a video that has octopus in it...

Maybe all these years of AMerican education have brainwashed me,,,











*sarcastic - Mal loves the sex, she just wanted an excuse to use that line

[Enrico Salazar]

. . . . . . . . . . . . Enrico has never been speechless before.

But that is truly disgusting.

Enrico will never play with a baby again.

So, Mummies . . . what is difference between baby's mummy and egyptian mummy?

[Malaul]

moisturizers and fashion of course!!

[Enrico Salazar]

Ahhh.  That makes sense.

When you see Karloff Mummu he needs moisterizer.


Shecky, did you know that about babies?

[Shecky D. Albino]

. . . . Uh, yeah, sorry E.

It's pretty much necessary info in my line of work.

[Enrico Salazar]

Is very disturbing.

So, what are octopussies for?

[LMNO]

::sluuuuurp::

[Malaul]

Is very disturbing.

So, what are octopussies for?

Hmmm
for James Bond movies I think....

[Malaul]

::sluuuuurp::

     

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico met Ian Fleming once.  He farted in middle of a sentance.  

That takes class.

Well, with that, Enrico must break for words from sponsors.  Thank you Malaul for coming on and completely shattering my view of babies.  Is hard, but is for best in long run.

Is very scary to think that Enrico's little ones came from himself somehow  . . . none of them look like him . . .

Anyway.  Can you stay on couch Malaul, or do you need to catch plane?

[Malaul]

I can stay if you like