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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Enrico Salazar

#315
January 13, 2006, 08:42:55 PM
Beautiful.

(turns to audience with a grotesque leer)

We'll be right back.
Did someone say gorgeous?

AFK

#316
January 13, 2006, 08:49:55 PM
You're watching Into the Night.  Nominated for 9 Emmy's, 5 Grammy's, and an astounding 13 Toni awards.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#317
January 13, 2006, 08:57:59 PM
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Toots

#318
January 13, 2006, 09:06:06 PM
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Have you seen this woman?



Diabo Salazore is thought to have escaped Salazore and smuggled herself in to the U.S. or Canada in a crate of poisonous snakes.
She is a known sexual predator, canibal and carrier of 55 known sexual diseases, some existing within her only.
If you see her please consider her armed, dangerous and horny. Please do not approach her as she is known to disarm men and women with one hand.

Immediately call the Salazore Department of Safety, now floating past Prince Edward Island.

1 800 SALAZORE PIGS
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#319
January 13, 2006, 09:21:06 PM
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agent compassion

#320
January 14, 2006, 12:59:19 AM
*static*

This is an announcement.

*static*

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Malaul

#321
January 14, 2006, 01:19:12 AM
/me loves this thread
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#322
January 14, 2006, 01:21:07 AM
Quote from: Malaul/me loves this thread
Same here.

*Applauds wildly - just like the prompt sign says to.*
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Zurtok Khan

#323
January 14, 2006, 06:52:24 AM
Happy?

Glad to be alive?

Do you have hope for the future?

There's something wrong with you.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

If you're having random feelings of euphoria please don't wait, call us today.

1-900-emo-rocks
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

agent compassion

#324
January 14, 2006, 07:12:53 AM
And for those of you just joining us, today's secret word is 'The.'

So scream real loud when you hear the secret word! :twisted:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Schizzy

#325
January 14, 2006, 07:22:18 AM
Teh staff of PD.com would like you to know that teh opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily teh opinions of any of its victims.

hooplala

#326
January 15, 2006, 07:59:50 PM
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Stays crunchy in milk, your lower intestines, and your stool.

"It's Good - I think!"
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

agent compassion

#327
January 15, 2006, 08:32:14 PM
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8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Shecky D. Albino

#328
January 15, 2006, 09:01:20 PM
Okay, we're back.  But we have a little problem.  Enrico, diva that he is, is refusing to come out of his dressing room until his demands are met.  I've tried reasoning with him, but he's already into his second flask of Aqua Velva, so he means business.

Bear with me, people.   The following are the Generalissimo's demands:

1.  Air kisses only.  He doesn't want his quarter inch thick layer of pancake make-up to smear.

2.  No direct eye contact.

3.  A large bowl full of red M&Ms (the ones that supposedly give you cancer) on his desk so he can offer them to guests.

4.  A spider monkey named Cha-Cha.

5.  Four hookers: one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, and one comatose.

6.  That little dwarf that looks like Mr. T.

7.  A Tonka helmet with the words NRA A-OK stencilled on the front.

8.  A rusty metal bucket filled with K-Y Jelly.


That's all...for now.  Let's see what we can do, everybody.

Be careful out there...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

agent compassion

#329
January 15, 2006, 09:03:11 PM
*plunks a bucket of K-Y onto the desk*

Will that be enough? 8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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