Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[hooplala]

*muffled cries*

[LMNO]

::sluuurp::

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

The Michigan Insane Asylum
Is up on the top of the hill,

Doesnt Eldora live on a hill?

That's a filthy rumor that is absolutely not true.  Plus, Kalamazoo is like a 2 or 3 hour drive from here.  I never knew they had a nuthouse there.  There is also a song about Kalamazoo, how odd.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<claps and cheers for Hoshiko's poetry>

Hey. Anyone want some hostages?

[Enrico Salazar]

Was beautiful poetry, Hoshi . . . you know Shecky here is a bit of a poet himself . . . he wooed Diabo in 1972 with three off-color lymerics . . . he could have used a half bottle of Thunderbird, but what does it matter?

Shecky . . . do you remember any of those poems?

Enrico already has an erection, he'd like to keep it.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Oh, sorry for the delay.  Got held up at the porn forum...

You were saying?

[Bella]

Enrico? Hoshi? LMNO?

Has anyone seen my tarot cards?
I just finished lunch (I was hungry, okay?)
and I can't find my cards anywhere.

Ooooh.......look! Bad poetry, drinks and a nice burlap sack to rest my feet on.
Life is good.

Is that camera on? Is this being filmed? Why is this bag moving?

::smiles and waves to the camera::

::recites::

There once was a buxom young lass
Who loved to romp in the grass
But frolicking there with her tushy all bare
Left jolly green stains on her ass.

[Enrico Salazar]

Was beautiful poem Bella!

(shoots dirty glance Shecky's way)

What these cards looked like?  Enrico has been sitting on something stiff and hard, but to be honest was enjoying it.  He will get up if he has to though, for you Bella, ANYTHING.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Alright, keep yer fuckin hair on E.  I remember one of the poems now.

There once was a gal from Salazore
Whose vag was all covered in sores
She said with a pout
As they lanced the pus out
I am Diabo.  I am whore.

[Enrico Salazar]

Ahhh, so good.

Admittedly, it looses something in translation, but you still made it rhyme, which takes talent.  Problem is there is no good English word for either puss or whore which reveals the subtle intricacies these words have in Salazorian.

Whore can mean SO many things in Enrico's native language.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Like Generalissimo, if I'm not mistaken.

[Bella]

Was beautiful poem Bella!

(shoots dirty glance Shecky's way)

What these cards looked like?  Enrico has been sitting on something stiff and hard, but to be honest was enjoying it.  He will get up if he has to though, for you Bella, ANYTHING.

Thank you, Enrico.
It's a poem about my sister.

::looks smug::

Ummm.....my cards are umm.....yellow.
Yeah, that's it yellow with purple trim - so, nope that must be someone else's cards you're sitting on.

Oh, you want me to have them anyway?
Thanks.  

Does anyone have some disposable gloves I can borrow?

[Enrico Salazar]

Is true.  How can you use Generalissimo in English language to mean 'priest'?

It does not work.

Shecky.  What was beautiful title of poem you wrote about Enrico's momo again?  Poem itself was shit, but title always brought tear to Enrico's glass eye.

What was title again?

[Shecky D. Albino]

It was called Sweet Momo's Muumuu: An Ode

*Turns away sniffling.*

Something in my eye...

[Enrico Salazar]

Oh . . . oh MOMO . . .

Why Enrico had to kill you so brutally???

Why is napalm above the door trick so fucking satisfying?!

Shecky - take over show - Enrico needs to be by himself . . .

(runs off stage leaving massive douche chill in his place)