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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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LHX

neat hell

not LHX

Look, man.

Don't take it too hard.


You didn't really stand a chance anyway.

The way you've been bashing Mystic Wicks lately, you clearly wrote off a good portion of the viewing demographic.


Here.

Take a look at these charts...
Is it sunny where you are?

LHX

holy sweet mother of fuck


how did could a brother know salazar was so big with the wiccans?




the fuck do i do now?
neat hell

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: LHXyeah

and what did Fred have?
i had nothing.
i also didnt care.
which is why i left you here.
8)

not LHX

Ha Ha.

Suffer.


Shit head.



Either that or turn this into one of those shows where you break a new World Record or do something freaky during every episode.

People tune-in for that shit.




Are you double jointed?
Is it sunny where you are?

LHX

thanks noodle





no

i am not double jointed




im just not a gimmicky-type of dude i guess
neat hell

not LHX

Well...

You better hurry up and become one.



Or don't.

This slow, awkward demise makes for some semi-decent viewing.



For those who have REALLY found themselves lost for online entertainment.

(Personally, I go to //www.newgrounds.com when I find myself in that situation).
Is it sunny where you are?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

go martha stewert style...teach the audience..um...underwater basket weaving

LHX

fucker

now you direct people AWAY from the show?
neat hell

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

what? i cant have you getting more viewers then me.  :D

hire kelly rippa as co host

Enrico Salazar

LHX,

You show was better than last three weeks of show Enrico did.  Bravo you cute little faggot.  Do not listen to camera man, if he had studied hard and ate his vitamins he might have been good poster like you, instead he is camera man on show people read.

Nice job.

So, what has Enrico missed?
Did someone say gorgeous?


not LHX

You gorgeous, ungrateful bastard.

Fuck this.

I quit.

I've had enough of your 'help-me-find-my-good-side' game anyway.



I quit.
Is it sunny where you are?

LHX

Quote from: Enrico SalazarLHX,

You show was better than last three weeks of show Enrico did.  Bravo you cute little faggot.  Do not listen to camera man, if he had studied hard and ate his vitamins he might have been good poster like you, instead he is camera man on show people read.

Nice job.

So, what has Enrico missed?

absolutely nothing



which is the problem




now if youll excuse me
i am going to go deliver some flying elbows to the camera man




oh
and its a little dry in here - hence the tumbleweeds


you might want to invest in a humidifier?

or do one of those 'live from the sauna' broadcasts again
neat hell

Shecky D. Albino

Salazar, it's about fuckin time.

Now shut up and lead the people. :)
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Enrico is not interested in leading anymore, peoples are filled with dumb.

Enrico is about exploiting the peoples now.  So he is opening own fast food restaurant.  What you think?
Did someone say gorgeous?