Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

You should make him something a little more badass than a scarf.

[LHX]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

You should make him something a little more badass than a scarf.

its a ninja scarf bro

with pockets

and big enough to cover my head

[fnordiscordia]

KNIT HIM A CLAWHAMMER BABY!

[Toots]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

You should make him something a little more badass than a scarf.

its a ninja scarf bro

with pockets

and big enough to cover my head

Also, since developing from zygote into infant the ninja scarf has choked 3 dealers of WMDs. With one thread tied behind its back!
I thought that was pretty badass.

[LMNO]

Don't you just hate it when you try to take a dress off and get stuck in the armholes? It gives me claustrophobia and I worry about being stuck that way forever because I live by myself and maybe no one would notice I was trapped and I'd slowly die that way and then the paramedics would laugh at me when they come to haul my body off - how embarassing.  

This is why you should always have someone with you when yo utake off your dress.

I'm sure you could find plenty of volunteers.

[hooplala]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

Toots, you look like someone I know.

[Bella]

I started knitting today!!! :P
So far, I have a whole entire 1x8 inch piece of what will soon be a dishcloth.

[Toots]

Woo hoo! Hurray knitting!

The best thing is that once you get past knitting a square there is really not that much more to it, just various combinations of knit and purl.

AND now you'll have the best dishcloths.  

[Toots]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

Toots, you look like someone I know.

Is it your cousin?  

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

You should make him something a little more badass than a scarf.

its a ninja scarf bro

with pockets

and big enough to cover my head

Fair enough.

[hooplala]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

Toots, you look like someone I know.

Is it your cousin?  

NOPE.  The best man at my wedding looked like you, strangely enough.

[Cain]

   

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I was going to knit one of these:

But I was too lazy to find out how, so I bought one off ebay. Its pretty comfy and warm.

[Toots]

It begins!!

Here be a picture of the yarn I picked up today for LHX's ninja scarf. Also it be a picture of me!    (taken in my office as you can see from the boxes and laptop case behinds me)

Toots, you look like someone I know.

Is it your cousin?  

NOPE.  The best man at my wedding looked like you, strangely enough.

Hey oh!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You kind of look like my mom, except of course she's 40 years older and has white hair.  But the chin and cheek combination...man, that's weirdly similar.