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Too strange to survive, too strange to die.

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, January 19, 2006, 12:50:08 AM

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LHX

neat hell

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: DonkeyotayRead some Buckminster Fuller...He has a plan for all of humanity to make it

the only little problem with that idea is that 99.9999% of humanity is comprised of worthless pieces of shit who aren't fit to breathe my air, let alone be allowed to "make it".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Donkeyotay

So we give em 30 grand a year to sit at home and drink beer

East Coast Hustle

dude...I don't even want them breathing my air. why on earth would I want to subsidize them?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Because if they're drunk at home and screaming at the TV (which is showing "Trading Spouses goes to Compton"), they'll be out of your way.

AFK

Until it's time for another beer and cigarette run which in some parts is known as "getting the groceries."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: eroticBecause if they're drunk at home and screaming at the TV (which is showing "Trading Spouses goes to Compton"), they'll be out of your way.

Who said we need them to be out of our way?

Weapons and strife.

Just saying.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Slarti

Quote from: fnordiscordiaWas it always like this?

probably.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

No, initially we were too worried about survival to worry about anything else. In the grand scheme of things, this is a relatively recent development.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


fnordiscordia


LHX

according to wikipedia he was bankrupt and living in the slums at age 30


LHX - beat him by 4 years
neat hell

Shibboleet The Annihilator


hooplala

Quote from: Machine Grind DreamWho's Buckminster Fuller?

He's the man who invented television music challenges; calling celebrity couples by a single cute nickname; the madonna strap-on microphone; cell phones; blackberries; blogs; tony danza; bloggers; wine coolers; paris hilton; swiffer sweepers; *69; dreamworks; house remodeling programs; ebay; epcot; child models; vagina monologues; the new age; boy bands; fluorescent plastic slinkies; celebrity talk shows, emoticons; and the geodesic dome.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman