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« on: January 20, 2006, 01:52:58 am »
What Eris tastes like? You know, when I die, I hope Eris will let us all ask one question that she will answer truthfully. When I come up, Im gonna ask Eris, what do you taste like? Ill bet dollars to nickels she says Strawberries.

You can see it, too. She will either lick herself or just take a big ol bite outta her arm, chew for a bit, and say Huh. I taste delicious. Thatll prolly be her answer, you know. Im delicious. And if I get a second request, Id ask Hey, can I get a bit of that? And shed be all You know, Im not even sure if thats blasphemous, but hey, whats a little arm meat between friends. Its not like I havent had my fair share of eating YOU. And wed have this nifty cannibal picnic, laughing, drinking the blood of Fluffly Bunnies (Local winery, dontcha know?) and eating each other. I happen to know my soul tastes like chocolate, and she will taste like Strawberries, and those are two great tastes that taste great together.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 02:25:49 am »
She'd probably just kick you in the nuts and laugh..

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 08:03:17 am »
I can answer this one.  We happened to play a game of PIU at Tilt in the Oaks on day, and I asked her lots of things.  Short answer:  Yes.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2006, 03:51:22 pm »
Look, I played Ms. PacMan with her just last night and I too asked her many many many questions . . . at a certain point someone asked her (can't remember who it was) what she tasted like, and she said "Like this" and took a  bite from a nearby Slim Jim, and chewed slowly.  

"Mmmm."  she smiled.  "Like that."

And back to Ms. PacMan.  She played for hours on one quarter.  She's good.
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 06:53:54 pm »
I know what Eris tastes like but I ain't saying anything further.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2006, 07:06:23 pm »
Ever wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 07:15:18 pm »
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Ever wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?


Like the marathon runners after the seventh hour who should probably just walk to the nearest pub instead of lurching to the finish line (which is being dismantled by then).
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 07:18:02 pm »
I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 07:19:14 pm »
Oh THAT runner.

Yeah. Someone should push THAT runner down a manhole.
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 07:30:24 pm »
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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.


But what do the wounds taste like?  That is the all important question.
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2006, 07:31:23 pm »
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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.


But what do the wounds taste like?  That is the all important question.


Wounds tend to tast gamy. (Iron and raw meat for those who don't know what gamy is.)
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2006, 08:28:42 pm »
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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.


 :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2006, 10:17:30 pm »
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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.


 :lol:


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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2006, 06:38:10 am »
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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.


 :lol:


double :lol: :lol:


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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 08:47:34 am »
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Ever wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?


No.