Anthropology

[Zurtok Khan]

Eris is an Anthropologist.  Or, at least she likes playing with Anthropologists.  That, or the Anthrpologists have been taking some of the hallucinogens that they like to study and pass off "as another drug people use to make themselves religious, so something."

Eris came to me today while I was reading an article.  She stuck a feather in my ear and tickled it until I looked up to see her concentrating furiously on just barely gracing my skin with the feather.  Then she laughed at me, cocked her head at the screen and pointed at it saying "Bulltshit!" in a happy laughing way.

I went to another article, and again, this was repeated.  So, I looked up Eris, and stared into the dark vortexs that people think are her eyes (they're really not eyes, she is after all only a reflection of the person looking at her), and ask quite simply, "If it's all bullshit, then why the hell am I reading it?"

She looked at me, let out a little laugh, and said, "Do you know where the bullshit isn't?"

Then she poofed.  Bitch.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

She looked at me, let out a little laugh, and said, "Do you know where the bullshit isn't?"

Then she poofed.  Bitch.

That is the tricky part, where isn't it  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Eris came to me today while I was reading an article.  She stuck a feather in my ear and tickled it until I looked up to see her concentrating furiously on just barely gracing my skin with the feather.  Then she laughed at me, cocked her head at the screen and pointed at it saying "Bulltshit!" in a happy laughing way.

We need more fluffy bunny Discordianism.  Laughing children, dancing in the wildflowers, etc, etc.

Because that's what Eris is all about, after all...rather than - for example - beign a psychotic crone that revels in mass human bloodshed.

[Zurtok Khan]

Eris is only smiling and giggling because she's got something up her sleeve to slap me/us with.  Make no mistake, I am quite well aware that she does things for her own reasons, not because she wants me to be happy, successful, or anything else.

[Lord Daddy Lombrosis]

All we know is the outer manifestation.  Anyone who claims to know the inner workings is wrong.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Eris came to me today while I was reading an article.  She stuck a feather in my ear and tickled it until I looked up to see her concentrating furiously on just barely gracing my skin with the feather.  Then she laughed at me, cocked her head at the screen and pointed at it saying "Bulltshit!" in a happy laughing way.

We need more fluffy bunny Discordianism.  Laughing children, dancing in the wildflowers, etc, etc.

Because that's what Eris is all about, after all...rather than - for example - beign a psychotic crone that revels in mass human bloodshed.

How about a fluffy psychotic crone bunny that dances in the bloody wildflowers?  

[DJRubberducky]

Or a pink bunny masturbating in a meadow ejaculating rainbows and flower petals?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

All we know is the outer manifestation.  Anyone who claims to know the inner workings is wrong.

10 points for irony.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Eris came to me today while I was reading an article.  She stuck a feather in my ear and tickled it until I looked up to see her concentrating furiously on just barely gracing my skin with the feather.  Then she laughed at me, cocked her head at the screen and pointed at it saying "Bulltshit!" in a happy laughing way.

We need more fluffy bunny Discordianism.  Laughing children, dancing in the wildflowers, etc, etc.

Because that's what Eris is all about, after all...rather than - for example - beign a psychotic crone that revels in mass human bloodshed.

How about a fluffy psychotic crone bunny that dances in the bloody wildflowers?  

Oh, I LIKE that.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

All anthropology is bullshit.


Badger,
Anthro Major,
Who should go stand in a corner and self flagellate while wearing a hair shirt, but is already doing the intellectual equivalent of such.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

How is anthropology bullshit?

And what year are you?

[LMNO]

I know I should let badger answer this herself, but I'm impatient, so I'll say:


Anthropolgy is based mostly on guesswork, conjecture and the current bias of the zeitgiest.  Therefore, nothing will ever be solved, or answered, or properly defended.



But that's just me.

[hooplala]

Anthropolgy is based mostly on guesswork, conjecture and the current bias of the zeitgiest.  Therefore, nothing will ever be solved, or answered, or properly defended.

There seems to be a lot of that going around these days.

[LMNO]

Then again, I may be wrong.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Eris came to me today while I was reading an article.  She stuck a feather in my ear and tickled it until I looked up to see her concentrating furiously on just barely gracing my skin with the feather.  Then she laughed at me, cocked her head at the screen and pointed at it saying "Bulltshit!" in a happy laughing way.

We need more fluffy bunny Discordianism.  Laughing children, dancing in the wildflowers, etc, etc.

Because that's what Eris is all about, after all...rather than - for example - beign a psychotic crone that revels in mass human bloodshed.

That psychotic crone is actually an aspect of the Wiccan Goddess, unless it is Hekate, unless it is Athena in menopause, unless it is....well take your pick. I tend to think that while Eris may be into the all sweet and nice tickles for those upon whom that approach may work, She is also the deity who provoked Yahweh to be so evil in the Old Testament. It is good to keep this perspective. (The same sweet wind that cools you on a hot day, is the wind that can blow a massive storm which destroys your entire livelihood.)