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Started by hooplala, February 06, 2006, 09:18:59 PM

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hooplala

#15
February 07, 2006, 06:18:04 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodGive me ten bucks.

All pennies alright?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#16
February 07, 2006, 06:52:48 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodGive me ten bucks.

All pennies alright?

In a sock, upside the head?

Cain

#17
February 07, 2006, 06:54:05 PM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodGive me ten bucks.

All pennies alright?

In a sock, upside the head?

No, ass pennies.  Duh.

Zurtok Khan

#18
February 07, 2006, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Zurtok KhanIs my guide to discordians in there?

Hmm, not so far - what's the link?


It's ok Cain sent me the link.  It's going in for sure.

:D
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

BADGE OF HONOR

#19
February 07, 2006, 11:25:58 PM
What exactly are "ass pennies"?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

#20
February 08, 2006, 12:28:42 AM
I was wondering that myself.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

eighteen buddha strike

#21
February 08, 2006, 12:34:14 AM
Its from the Upright Citizens Brigade.

They did a skit about a guy who spent his time shoving pennies up his ass, and putting them into circulation after he shat them out.

Half the time, I just throw pennies away. I figure that taking money out of circulation at a slow rate is a good jake... although if I won the lottery, I'd seriously consider burning the money in secret.

hooplala

#22
February 08, 2006, 12:36:56 AM
Instead of spending it?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

#23
February 08, 2006, 12:38:16 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWhat exactly are "ass pennies"?

come on over and I'll show you.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#24
February 08, 2006, 01:28:32 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWhat exactly are "ass pennies"?

Stop while you are ahead.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

#25
February 08, 2006, 01:36:47 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlecome on over and I'll show you.
It doesn't involve a lot of E and a champaigne bottle, does it?

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCStop while you are ahead.
Best advice I've gotten all week.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#26
February 08, 2006, 01:40:24 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: East Coast Hustlecome on over and I'll show you.
It doesn't involve a lot of E and a champaigne bottle, does it?

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCStop while you are ahead.
Best advice I've gotten all week.

I am glad to be of service.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#27
February 08, 2006, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: East Coast Hustlecome on over and I'll show you.
It doesn't involve a lot of E and a champaigne bottle, does it?

well, I guess it doesn't have to.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#28
February 09, 2006, 02:20:46 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodGive me ten bucks.

All pennies alright?

In a sock, upside the head?

No, ass pennies.  Duh.

ASS PENNIES FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!


+10,000 POINTS! YUO WIN! TIME FOR BONUS ROUND! READY? GO!!!1

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PENNIES THAT IS?!"


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