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fuck 'em and their law

Started by P3nT4gR4m, March 22, 2008, 03:33:39 AM

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in the beginning there was the evil emperor constantine and he co-opted and perverted some bland hippy cult and repackaged it as SINtm

And the nicea posse looked at this sin and it pwnt

and sin begat guilt

now 2000-odd years on the average talking monkey is so conditioned to feel guilt when accused of sin that its kneejerk reaction to any unusual situation is

"is this a sin?"

and it worrys and it frets

and guilt begat fear

fear is the only foolproof way to effectively manipulate masses

flooding the market with bullshit laws is how you keep the people guessing, paranoid, afraid to do anything new. The "law abiding citizen" is so pussy whipped they'll do anything authority tells them just to stay out of jail.

Next step is thoughtcrime - enjoy! :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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This is a nice little piece, surprised it didn't catch any traction when it was posted.