POP QUIZ: Is this post about the Principia Discordia?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Stay tuned to find out.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

*refunfu?±o*

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Bella]

I don't know, but I'm almost sure he was from the future.

[Z³]

Nobody posts on this subforum anymore.
Its because of the RULES.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

OUR YOU QUESTIONING OUR DIVINE MODZ?!@

[East Coast Hustle]

speaking of whom...

has anyone seen them lately? or did MGT eliminate them in a silent but brutal internal purge?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Who knows?

Or cares?

If they are gone I'll just beat their lifeless corpses until I find something new to rail about.

Like the fact that Zurtok is a hateful overweight white supremacist.

[Cain]

He's also a mod.

[Not Red Ame]

you, as a discordian, must act in the manner, we, the authority on all things disc, say discordians act

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Or at least try not to be a piece of fucking shit.

[Not Red Ame]

MOD!

[Cain]

Mods?

I THINK ABOUT MODS 19 HOURS A DAY.

I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH

MODS CAN FLY

MODS ARE PLANNING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND CONTROLLING EVERYONE

MY DOG IS SECRETLY A MOD. I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. DAMN SECRET MOD HOUSEPETS.

MODS CAN TELEPORT

ZURTOK KHAN IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE MOD MOTHERSHIP

MOD ARE NOT CLEVER AT ALL, NO SIR THEY ARE ALL DUMB, YET THEY CONTROL EVERYONE

I LIKE TO ACCUSE MODS OF MANY THINGS, AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACK

YOU ARE SECRETLY A MOD

EVERYONE IS A MOD

TEHRE ARE NO MODS

HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME

HOW COME MODS WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THE FORUMS FOR YEARS GET BETTER POWERS THAN ME, I SIGHED UP THREE WEEKS AGO AND POSTED DADAIST NONSENSE THAT NO-ONE LIKED AND GEEKISH IN REFERENCES TO ANIME WHY AM I NOT ADMIN?

OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS

MODS ARE AFRAID OF PR0N LINKS

WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

TINY MOD ADS!!!1

[Cain]