Collected wisdom of Oscar Wilde

[Guido Finucci]

I hear that meditation is good for soothing a troubled mind and spirit. Meditate on the following phrases:

"One is never enough."
"Yeah, I think that's a bit of Billy... no wait..."
"Bored now."

[Bella]

Meditation. Gotcha.

Did I mention she has a boy friend?
Luckily, he's a paramedic.

[Guido Finucci]

Luckily, he's a paramedic.

This just shows that the Divine Elements of the Universe have a survival instinct after all. That is strangely comforting.