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Started by AFK, May 11, 2006, 06:01:42 PM

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May 11, 2006, 06:01:42 PM
This thought just popped into my head and I will share it with you all now.

Okay, so the Sun has just started to die.  We know that we are going to be bathed in its death-throe-radiation in a matter of days.  What will people do?

Go to their local supermarket and buy a whole bunch of crap.  

Where did this flight response come from?  

Do you suppose cavemen did this sort of thing everytime they saw a grey cloud?  

People have some pretty whacky priorities in their lives.  

This is the end of this semi-choesive/quasi rantical thought stream.  You may return to a more interesting thread now.  Thank you and good afternoon.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

B_M_W

#1
May 11, 2006, 06:05:42 PM
People are fear engrained. Responses like this are to fear of things unimaginable, things so truly terrifying that the responce is to pretend its not as bad as it could be.

Thankfully, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

AFK

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May 11, 2006, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Unfortunately, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.

fixed that one for you.  

RWHN,
Not a hopeless optimist about humanity pulling itself out of the toilet.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

B_M_W

#3
May 11, 2006, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Unfortunately, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.

fixed that one for you.  

RWHN,
Not a hopeless optimist about humanity pulling itself out of the toilet.

What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

:lol: Yeah, Im a hopeless optimist for that even.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

AFK

#4
May 11, 2006, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

There's always the possibility.  Though it's more likely we'll erupt into nuclear world wide war.  Many will die and those that survive will reproduce and their offspring will be glowing green and have 5 arms for about 50 generations.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

B_M_W

#5
May 11, 2006, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

There's always the possibility.  Though it's more likely we'll erupt into nuclear world wide war.  Many will die and those that survive will reproduce and their offspring will be glowing green and have 5 arms for about 50 generations.

You simplify genetics quite abit, but okay, sure.  :wink:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

AFK

#6
May 12, 2006, 01:20:11 AM
I also exaggerate for dramatic effect.   :wink:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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