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« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2003, 03:55:33 am »
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can you help me with genetically modified, cybernaetically enhanced beaver hounds? i stole some top secret instant patatoe mix from a top secret governemnt agency this morning, and they seem to have my scent now...


Beaver hounds are tough customers, and the ususal fix will not work.

In this case, I suggest you duct-tape a 9' hedge trimmer to each fore-arm, and get busy.

HINT:  Beaver hounds are also violently allergic to haggis.



well it's just that .50 cal depeted uranium rounds weren;t working very well, and one managed to survive the tree eater trap i set for it...


Um, depleted uranium is the main ingedient in Beaver Hound chow.

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« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2003, 09:52:11 pm »
Someone said the C-word! and once I have a sword that can stab things OTHER than ISPs  I'll get ya!

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« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2003, 10:36:51 pm »
As long as your sword is also honey-covered.

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« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2003, 12:03:27 am »
So, my roommate was channel-surfing just now, and we caught the end of Mtv's "Room Raiders" (sort of a 'Dating Game' update).  Anyway, the guy was thoroughly dull, but the girl that he picked turned out to be a fairly-cute goth chick, and just before the credits, as they were driving away in the limo for their date, there was this (voice-over) exchange:

Guy: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Chick: "Well, I'm into cosplay."
Guy: "You're into what?"

Fade to black. :D
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« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2003, 08:00:07 am »
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So, my roommate was channel-surfing just now, and we caught the end of Mtv's "Room Raiders" (sort of a 'Dating Game' update).  Anyway, the guy was thoroughly dull, but the girl that he picked turned out to be a fairly-cute goth chick, and just before the credits, as they were driving away in the limo for their date, there was this (voice-over) exchange:

Guy: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Chick: "Well, I'm into cosplay."
Guy: "You're into what?"

Fade to black. :D


WTF?
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« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2003, 08:08:33 am »
cosplay?  Play with cosmetics?  Surely she would have at least been into whippedcreamplay!

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« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2003, 08:43:47 am »
cosplay- quite possibly the strangest thing ever. video game companies used to actually pay people to do this, and maybe still do. basically for cosplay you take one part over-zealous gamer. not jsut any gamer mind you, teh sort of gamer who is so obssessed with a particular character from a particular game(or set of games) that they actually have a burning desire to to dress up liek that gamer.

i'm not sure where it goes from here, except they dress up liek the game character. i think it'd be even more disturbing if they acted like teh character while dressed up...

if that still goes past ya, jsut think those crazy raver types with the animal costumes, minus the drugs, the "music" and the "dancing"
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« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2003, 11:08:29 am »
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i'm not sure where it goes from here, except they dress up liek the game character. i think it'd be even more disturbing if they acted like teh character while dressed up...


Also (actually, more so) anime characters.

It is, basically, an extraordinarily geeky activity.

I guess it was kind of a you-had-to-be-there moment.
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« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2003, 12:50:56 am »
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Guy: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Chick: "Well, I'm into cosplay."
Guy: "You're into what?"

Fade to black. :D


WTF?


I dressed up at Hello Kitty, does that count as Cosplay?
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« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2003, 02:41:38 am »
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Guy: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Chick: "Well, I'm into cosplay."
Guy: "You're into what?"

Fade to black. :D


WTF?


I dressed up at Hello Kitty, does that count as Cosplay?


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« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2003, 03:07:29 am »


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« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2003, 03:10:14 am »
WHOA
thats HOTT

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I wear a hello gohty patch all the time
Ill have to post that pic sometime
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« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2003, 05:42:23 am »
holy shit. where'd you get that picture?

you don;t see me cuz i'm behind hte camera, but i'm about to teach that mechkitten the meaning of pwnage :D
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« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2003, 07:44:58 am »
I b'lieve it was a Google for "warhammer 40k" "hello kitty" that did it... it was a pretty cool page, this girl has a whole army painted in HK theme.

hang on...

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« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2003, 07:49:59 am »
thats PRICELESS
I cant get over that
I used to play warhammer fantasy

I think tht the best pic Ive seen today
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