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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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Payne

#300
May 01, 2007, 10:18:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Fearless Freep on May 01, 2007, 07:49:56 PM
I didn't read this thread, but if I had to fend off a wild animal, I would pull Bear Gryllis out of my pack and let him eat them raw.

:|

needs more duct tape.

The Good Reverend Roger

#301
May 01, 2007, 10:38:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 01, 2007, 10:18:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Fearless Freep on May 01, 2007, 07:49:56 PM
I didn't read this thread, but if I had to fend off a wild animal, I would pull Bear Gryllis out of my pack and let him eat them raw.

:|

needs more duct tape.

Troof.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#302
June 28, 2008, 07:17:08 PM
I forgot about this thread.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#303
June 28, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
Which is better for fending off wild animals: a book by Stephen King or F Scott Fitzgerald?

The Good Reverend Roger

#304
June 28, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
Which is better for fending off wild animals: a book by Stephen King or F Scott Fitzgerald?

Depends.  The bear is a low creature, and will most easily be distracted by King.  The North American Prairie Squid, on the other hand, will settle for nothing less than pure Lit-ra-chaw.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#305
June 28, 2008, 07:26:41 PM
Duct tape one of each to eaither hand.
King for a quick left jab, finish off with a Fitzgerald in the gub.

maphdet

#306
December 22, 2009, 03:01:30 AM
again *lazy git here*

have possums been discussed?

They sure as heck stop in there path when confronted but not sure how to get rid of the little buggers.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

The Good Reverend Roger

#307
December 22, 2009, 03:02:22 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:01:30 AM
again *lazy git here*

have possums been discussed?

They sure as heck stop in there path when confronted but not sure how to get rid of the little buggers.

A bazooka.

TGRR,
Knows that's not half of what the vicious little bastards deserve.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#308
December 22, 2009, 07:18:42 AM Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 07:20:26 AM by Sir Remington III
Dear TGRR,

What is the best way to fend off or kill an enraged porcupine the size of a small dog? It's trampling all over my snow and ice. I've had previous encounters with this horrible creature, and it should be noted that:
-It can projectile-fire its quills to a distance of 10 feet.
-Its eyes glow red with a strangely malevolent light.
-Once chasing something, it never ever gives up.

Oh, and without waking the neighbours. They get pissy if they don't get their beauty sleep.
Is it plugged in?

East Coast Hustle

#309
December 22, 2009, 07:20:28 AM
I call :troll:.


Porcupines don't get enraged. They are as tranquil as moonlight on a unicorn fart.
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Wondering Monk

#310
December 22, 2009, 09:56:49 AM
Thats pretty damn tranquil  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#311
December 22, 2009, 11:14:43 PM
What the shit is this
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#312
December 22, 2009, 11:18:56 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 22, 2009, 11:14:43 PM
What the shit is this


Ancient Roger Posting On Rum Secret.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#313
January 10, 2010, 05:39:21 AM
I have two guinea pigs in the ground in my backyard. In the event of their vengeful return, how can I protect myself?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#314
January 10, 2010, 07:56:23 AM
Nothing that is worth knowing is to be found here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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