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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthere are Cateplebas digging in my garden at night.


I cant stand violence against natures creatures.


what can I do to get rid of them?

Place mirrors all over the yard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthere are Cateplebas digging in my garden at night.


I cant stand violence against natures creatures.


what can I do to get rid of them?

Place mirrors all over the yard.
thank you... what would this do?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

its whats for dinner



no wait

wrong commercial


sorry
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Lord Trout

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthere are Cateplebas digging in my garden at night.


I cant stand violence against natures creatures.


what can I do to get rid of them?

Place mirrors all over the yard.
thank you... what would this do?
Give you a garden full of brand-new statuary, IIRMD&DC*

(*) If I Recall My D&D Correctly
Well, shit.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Shecky
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthere are Cateplebas digging in my garden at night.


I cant stand violence against natures creatures.


what can I do to get rid of them?

Place mirrors all over the yard.
thank you... what would this do?
Give you a garden full of brand-new statuary, IIRMD&DC*

(*) If I Recall My D&D Correctly

You don't.  They just die.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Serious question, Roger.

How do I get rid of the gopher in my garden without killing it or calling in Bill Murray?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Efrim

Roger, I offended the Golem of Prague...could get ugly...what do I do?
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: EfrimRoger, I offended the Golem of Prague...could get ugly...what do I do?

I would say RUN.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSerious question, Roger.

How do I get rid of the gopher in my garden without killing it or calling in Bill Murray?

You can't, given those restrictions.

Gophers NEVER fall for the live-traps.  You have to root them out with high-explosives, and then attack them, with razor-sharp hatchets duct taped...you know the drill.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: EfrimRoger, I offended the Golem of Prague...could get ugly...what do I do?

1.  Get sharp stick.

2.  Use sharp stick to strike the aleph off of his forehead.  He'll gout blood, and fall down.  

3.  Hide him another attic for the next sucker to find.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

How'd you know I have a live trap all set and ready to go?
My kitty caught one and dropped it on my foot.....a little present I guess.
But there's never just one gopher.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow'd you know I have a live trap all set and ready to go?
My kitty caught one and dropped it on my foot.....a little present I guess.
But there's never just one gopher.

Live traps will not work on gophers.

Perhaps a half dozen specially trained ferrets...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

illusion

She won't kill them.
She went out today and bought a couple of those really ugly little whirly things because someone at the gym said they make the ground vibrate and scare the gophers away.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: illusionShe won't kill them.
She went out today and bought a couple of those really ugly little whirly things because someone at the gym said they make the ground vibrate and scare the gophers away.

Gophers...scared?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

illusion

That's what I said, but she won't kill them.
You don't know how she is about killing things.

She carries spiders outside rather than squish them.