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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
May 22, 2004, 06:24:12 AM
Quote from: illusionShe won't kill them.
She went out today and bought a couple of those really ugly little whirly things because someone at the gym said they make the ground vibrate and scare the gophers away.

Nope.  Gophers could care less about vibrations.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#76
May 22, 2004, 06:35:01 AM
But I don't want to hurt them.....just want them to go away. :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#77
May 22, 2004, 06:36:33 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomBut I don't want to hurt them.....just want them to go away. :evil:

Mutually exclusive goals.

You see, gophers are what we wildlife experts call "really, really evil".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#78
May 22, 2004, 06:37:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomBut I don't want to hurt them.....just want them to go away. :evil:

Mutually exclusive goals.

You see, gophers are what we wildlife experts call "really, really evil".

Get DS to get them.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
May 22, 2004, 06:38:12 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomBut I don't want to hurt them.....just want them to go away. :evil:

Mutually exclusive goals.

You see, gophers are what we wildlife experts call "really, really evil".

Get DS to get them.

More to the point, get DS's CAT to get them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#80
May 22, 2004, 06:39:28 AM
I just called and asked DS........she says yes.
Goody. :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#81
May 22, 2004, 06:41:38 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI just called and asked DS........she says yes.
Goody. :twisted:

Gopher steak, anyone?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

illusion

#82
May 22, 2004, 06:43:06 AM
Mmmmmmm..............

The Good Reverend Roger

#83
May 22, 2004, 06:49:51 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI just called and asked DS........she says yes.
Goody. :twisted:

Cripes.  Just shoot the poor bloody thing.  No need to get NASTY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#84
May 23, 2004, 08:54:36 AM
Well, the landlord is on a tear cuz the gophers have found their way into the newly planted sod.
Great big piles of dirt all over and they're even popping up in the gravel pathway.
It's out of my hands now cuz John's on the warpath.
So far, the gophers are winning hands down.

My friend, Diana, says it's because I planted dahlia's.
I guess gophers are supposed to love them and it must be true
because the dahlia's have all been eaten.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#85
May 23, 2004, 10:09:33 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, the landlord is on a tear cuz the gophers have found their way into the newly planted sod.
Great big piles of dirt all over and they're even popping up in the gravel pathway.
It's out of my hands now cuz John's on the warpath.
So far, the gophers are winning hands down.

My friend, Diana, says it's because I planted dahlia's.
I guess gophers are supposed to love them and it must be true
because the dahlia's have all been eaten.

Make sure to ask John what kind of flowers he'd like on his coffin.

DO NEVER TEST THE GOPHERS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#86
May 23, 2004, 10:17:50 PM
It's getting pretty funny.

My daughter and I had the giggles over the whole thing yesterday.
The gophers are winning big time so far and the yard is looking
like a major war zone.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

#87
May 24, 2004, 02:31:33 AM
Have you tried feeding the gophers ex-lax? They spoil their holes and move to fresher ground.

Maybe.



Yeah! It might work!

Malaul

#88
May 24, 2004, 03:05:48 AM
that is soooo nasty
I wish I had thought of it
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
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~~~~Closed~~~~

#89
May 24, 2004, 05:21:52 AM
Quote from: Malaulthat is soooo nasty
I wish I had thought of it

Hopefully it wont have the same effect as feeding a seagull alka-seltzer...
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