Kirby Meets the Devil [ASCII comic#1]

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[Prickly]

This thread rules!

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MOREGODDAMNIT!

[devilinme]

Sowwee! I've been away for a few days I should have posted saying something but it was all a bit rushed.

Part the Tenth

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Kirby: Brains!
Mrs JF: ********! Zombie! Kill it!
Mr JF: Godamnnit! I already used all my bullets killing his ass first time!
Satan: This is not supposed to happen!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>--,<(,Ć_,Ć<)______________(/"X_x)/"?í#<('0_0'<)?í#
Kirby: Brains
Mr JF: What do you think we should do?
Satan: **** this spooky ****! I'm outta here!

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Kirby: Contract?!
Mrs JF: Damn he's fast! I think the devil had the right idea!

<(,İ_,İ<)--,<(,Ć_,Ć<)______________"\(x_X"\)___
Kirby: Brains!
Mr JF: Hurry up you fat *****! He's getting closer!

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Kirby: Brains!
Mrs JF: Why the hell are we so fat?!

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Kirby: Brains!
Mr JF: We're Americans!
Antonio: Ahh. It good to be back!

<(,Ä°_,Ä°<)__--,<(,Ć_x"\(x_X"\)_____________________¬•d(^_^d)
Kirby: Where the ****ing brains at man?!
Mrs JF: I guess I'll be seeing you darling.
Antonio: Where the **** is my hat?

<(,Ä°_,Ä°<)__"\(x_X"\)--,<(,Ć_x_______________________¬•d(^_^d)
Kirby: Still want brains!
Mrs JF: Why'd I marry such an idiot anyways!?
Antonio: Heh! This funny! Serves you racist ****s right!

<(,Ä°_x"\(x_X"\)_______--,<(,Ć_x_______________________¬•d(^_^d)
Kirby: Still no ****ing brains! I'm hungry!
Antonio: Yoohoo! Over here amigo!

<(,Ä°_x_______(/"X_x)/"--,<(,Ć_x_______________________¬•d(^_^d)
Kirby: Brains!
Antonio: That's right amigo! come get some!

<(,Ä°_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_______(/"X_x)/"________¬•d(^_^d)
Kirby: Brains!

What is Antonio playing at? How did the Jesus Freaks survive without brains? Why the hell do zombies like brains so much anyhow? Why wasn't a redneck gun nut carrying a spare clip? What do brains taste like?

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Part the Eleventh

*SPLASH*

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Antonio: There!
Kirby: Brains?

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(/"6_6)/"___d(^_^d)
Kirby: ¬ø!WTF!?

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(>6_6)>___d(^_^d)
Kirby: What the hell was I doing!? And where the ****s your hat!?
Antonio: You were a zombie. God only resurrect you. He forgot to make your body alive again.

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(>^_^)>___d(^_^d)
Kirby: So what did you do?
Antonio: He gave me that liquid to throw at you to make your body alive again!

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(>^_^)>___d(^_^d)
Kirby: Cool! But seriously Where's your hat?
Antonio: It should be over where I died.

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(>^_^)>___<(^_^d)
Kirby: Let's go get it then.
Antonio: Si. That way.

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________<(9_9<)___d(^_^d)
Kirby: ¬ø!WTF!? What happened to the Jesus Freaks!?
Antonio: Heheheh! You ate them Senor.

<(,İ_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x_____________(>6_6)>___d(^_^d)
Kirby: Why the crap didn't you stop earlier?
Antonio: They ate me, so I let you eat them.

<(,Ä°_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x__#¬ª¬´#_______(>;_;)>___d(^_^d)
Kirby: But know I'm a cannibal! I'm going to Hell!
Antonio: It not so bad - apart from the surprise buttseckz!

<(,Ä°_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x#¬ª?í(>'0_0')>?í¬´#_(>;_;)>___d(^_^d)
Satan: Hey I told you about that!

<(,Ä°_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x__?í(>'-_-')>?í___<(;_;<)___d(^_^d)
Kirby: So now I'm going to hell anyway I guess I don't get the money.
Satan: I wish, but the rules are you have to sign for me to win.

<(,Ä°_x_______________--,<(,Ć_x__?í(>'-_-')>?í-<($_$<)_____d(^_^d)
Kirby: !!MONEY!!
Satan: Yup, just sign here, here & here + here...........................

THE END

What you all thought the writer was going to come up with a way of saving Kirby? Screw that - he's in the money now! So what's going to happen to him now that he's loaded? Will he just live happily ever after - well up until the lake of fire for eternity bit at the end? Or will he keep getting into trouble for the sake of boosting the popularity of this n00b? Guess! (PS there will be an epilogue so check back in a day or so anyway).

[devilinme]

Epilogue

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Antonio: Cool! got my hat back!

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Kirby: Is that all that's going to happen in this epilogue?
Antonio: Well Senor now you don't have a soul & a gagajabillion ,Ǩ - what do want to do?

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Kirby: Ummm I dunno.
Antonio: Party?

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Kirby: !!!PARTY!!!

~~a short time later~~

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Antonio: This is good **** Amigo!
Kirby: Whooo Yeah! Baby bounce them#####CENSORED#####
Kakoluqia: ¬ø!WTF!? Who censored that!?
Kitty: Me! You godamnned sexist piece of ****!
Kako: Meh, Killjoy! Anyway - there's only this little part of the ending to go and we're done until the next story(guess what's it's going to be about):

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Zombie Mrs JF: Brains!
Zombie Mr JF: Brains!

OK so that's a wrap for my first Kirby ASCII Comic - There's a few obvious flaws but on the whole I like it for a first effort. The next one will be along in a few days - I want to leave a little time for this one to feel more closed.  Couple of changes for y'all to look forward to: as you all may have noticed Kitty wasn't in the first one for nearly long enough also you will have noticed that the ending commentaries are a bit too hostile to actually be me speaking about myself: therefore in future stories commentating duties will be handled by Kitty with the help of the owls;also I'm changing the way I prep the stories so that they'll flow better.

[devilinme]

Intermission

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is going to open the can
The can is there to hold in the Spam

Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection; are there differnt flavors?
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration- better read the label
Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now once you start in you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the Spam in

Oh, Spam (Spam!)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it
Spam (spam!)
It's the best
Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car
Spam anyplace that you are


Oh, Spam!

[Felix]

Spam fucking rocks.

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