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Started by Cain, May 24, 2006, 06:15:37 PM

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Cain

The meaning of this famous saying:

TO DAGOBERT II. KING, AND TO SION BELONGS THIS TREASURE AND HE IS THERE DEAD..SHEPHERDESS, NO TEMPTATION, THAT POUSSIN, TENIERS, HOLD THE KEY, PEACE 681. BY THE CROSS AND THIS HORSE OF GOD I COMPLETE-OR DESTROY-THIS DAEMON GUARDIAN AT NOON. BLUE APPLES.

GO!


(yes, I'm looking at YOU, S.S.O.O.K.N people).

LMNO

I know what it means, but it's a secret.

Cain

Whats the Kabbalistic significance of 681?  I'm told it should be of some interest.

LMNO

6 = 2*3
8 = 2^3
1 = 1^23




So, as you can plainly see, "681" is simply a re-confirmation of the Trinity of the 23, best represented by The Shocker:


Cain

On that evidence, I claim the Priory of Sion part of the Discordian Conspiracy and demand they let us into their special member only parties.

LMNO

Fair enough.


They're running low on virgin's blood, though.

Cain


LMNO

I just figured they might come after you with syringes, is all...