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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Collected wisdom of Oscar Wilde

Started by Wolfpoet, May 11, 2006, 11:31:56 AM

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Guido Finucci

#15
June 15, 2006, 03:54:08 AM
I hear that meditation is good for soothing a troubled mind and spirit. Meditate on the following phrases:

"One is never enough."
"Yeah, I think that's a bit of Billy... no wait..."
"Bored now."

Bella

#16
June 15, 2006, 03:57:05 AM
Meditation. Gotcha.

Did I mention she has a boy friend?
Luckily, he's a paramedic.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Guido Finucci

#17
June 15, 2006, 04:00:40 AM
Quote from: BellaLuckily, he's a paramedic.

This just shows that the Divine Elements of the Universe have a survival instinct after all. That is strangely comforting.
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