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Started by Slarti, November 21, 2003, 07:35:23 PM

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maddcat0

#45
May 28, 2004, 08:06:43 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfasti do. we can't just sit here and play word games and complain and then not try to do anything about it.

MINDFUCKS DO NOT WORK PEOPLE!!! NOBODY CARES!!! they'll just flip away to the sports section of the newspaper, thinking 'what weirdos, i'm glad i'm normal.'

MIND FUCKS DO NOT WORK
*shaking head in disappointment/digust* obviously u didn't "get it"
--u need to stop taking life and everything so seriously
--it(discordianism)'s not about the "mindfucks" or who can be the funniest or most obscure; it's about being able to laugh off all the bullshit that goes on in this world, like "turning lemons to lemonade" i guess (ok, lame example i know, but i lack other examples at the moment)

Here, take a lesson from the hippies *hands slartibartfast a blunt* CHIIIIILLLLLLL..... 8) (or should i say peeeace?  :lol: )
"Hot. Fresh. Just for you."--McDonald's food sticker appropriately placed on my name tag 8)

"oven dogs"=yummy :D

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
May 28, 2004, 08:17:33 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfasti do. we can't just sit here and play word games and complain and then not try to do anything about it.

MINDFUCKS DO NOT WORK PEOPLE!!! NOBODY CARES!!! they'll just flip away to the sports section of the newspaper, thinking 'what weirdos, i'm glad i'm normal.'

MIND FUCKS DO NOT WORK

1.  I've been saying that for years.

2.  When was the last time you TRIED a mind fuck?

3.  There are brands without caffiene that taste just as good.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#47
May 28, 2004, 08:21:59 AM
Nothing without caffeine tastes as good as anything with caffeine.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#48
May 28, 2004, 08:40:13 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNothing without caffeine tastes as good as anything with caffeine.

hear hear...

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#49
May 28, 2004, 05:50:56 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNothing without caffeine tastes as good as anything with caffeine.
I disagree... A friend of mine who at the time was a chemistry major put some caffeine in a pile of dog shit and also offered another freind of ours a choice of caffeinated shit or a glass of Orange juice...
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

#50
May 28, 2004, 05:51:58 PM
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#51
May 28, 2004, 05:53:26 PM
I think it's dangerous when discordians go to college.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#52
May 28, 2004, 06:15:55 PM
I'm quite certain it is.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#53
May 28, 2004, 06:17:48 PM
speaking of which I start summer quarter.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#54
May 28, 2004, 06:19:15 PM
today?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#55
May 28, 2004, 06:20:21 PM
up here june 21st
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#56
May 28, 2004, 06:21:02 PM
you taking any interesting classes?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#57
May 28, 2004, 06:22:22 PM
I hope not...
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

#58
May 28, 2004, 06:25:17 PM
okay.........why?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#59
May 28, 2004, 06:27:10 PM
then people will want to talk to me about school and not about things that i find interesting( wants to become a teacher not talk about going to school)
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.
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