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I'll try. Let's see how much drivel I can churn out in one month.

fact: people still eat tapeworms for this purpose   

"No ill effects!"

"Friends for a fair form!"

"No baths"

BREAKING: Due to recent remarks, a Louisiana Justice of the Peace has called for children to only be allowed crayons colored to their specific race. "The problem is that the crayons won't be accepted by each race. I've seen it before, and I'm only looking out for the kids' interests," he told interviewers.

Finally got it to work.

You know, the stuff under "what we believe" would seem relatively reasonable in the sense that it's simply fiscally conservative talk, except they forgot to mention all the religious wankery. And how corporations get to fuck you in the ass, repeatedly. With no lube. Or reach around.

Vote for me, and I'll fix that.  Oh, yes. 

YAY! Corporate reach arounds for everybody!

Sorry for this old thread bump, but I felt like checking back on the page, and, if you scroll down far enough, there is an apology saying alternately that they were misled by a devil claiming to be the Holy Spirit, or that they were right, but then God changed his mind.

The Green Hornet.

[sound effects.]

I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).

[Viruses you suffer from:]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Saw it tonight. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

[throwing spaghetti against the wall.]

Please don't anyone take any offense to any of the songs I posted.  None of them are intended to be swipes.  With some of you that I don't know as well I had to do some post archaeology and even then I may have been drawing blanks and essentially throwing spaghetti against the wall. 

That sounds fun. Thanks for the links, by the way.

And Thomas Paine.

 

Isn't there a commandment about taking the Lord's name in vain (ie, saying that he said things that he didn't say)?

Not once they're done!

Um, wouldn't that be something like libertarian socialism?

I'm well aware of Libertarian socialism, and used to identify myself as such. I've got some problems with the workability of a lot of the models proposed by them, though, and generally place it on the level of a nice, but generally impractical, at least for now, idea.

if there was a version of libertarianism that didn't venerate the free market as the one true expression of the human soul, I might be able to get behind that.

This. I normally avoid identifying myself with parties when I can and describe my politics based on my stance on individual issues, which ends up as a mishmash of shit that the Republicans support, shit Democrats support, shit Libertarians support, and shit that no politician supports because it runs counter to the interests of professional politicians.