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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2014, 04:39:18 PM

Title: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2014, 04:39:18 PM
The Truth About The Good Reverend Roger and The Pentagon

Have you ever noticed that The Good Reverend Roger has "no position" on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing cholera in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would "fail" to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Pentagon's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading cholera.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

The Pentagon has been secretly exploring possible applications of arsenic for government profit.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

If you think Monsanto is what they claim, think again: in 2008, the night before the government bailout, the Pentagon accepted over $150 million in donations from Monsanto.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
Barro, Robert J. "Are government bonds net wealth?." The Journal of Political Economy 82.6 (1974): 1095-1117.
Castleman, Barry I., and Grace E. Ziem. "Corporate influence on threshold limit values." American Journal of Industrial Medicine 13.5 (2007): 531-559.

http://www.verifiedfacts.org/i/The%20Good%20Reverend%20Roger/NTcxMDU0
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
The Truth about me is that I'm on fire.  I'm BURNING UP...and BROTHERS AND SISTERS, let me tell ya, I can't find my way back to the surface.  I've been down here so long that I can't remember what the sun looks like!  Who's gonna save us, Nigel, from the chemtrails AND the chemtrail nuts?  Who, Bearman, will protect me from Big Government AND Big Small Government?  What's the frequency, LMNO?  Tell me now, or I'll have a hobo beat you.

The Truth about me is that I'm on fire.  Nobody's driving the train, everyone's drunk in the club car.  The country has no common sense of purpose anymore, no shared values.  It's all flying apart, like that Goddamn ball mill.  I'm on fire and I'm 3000 miles and 30 years from home and I'll never ever get to go back there again.  Even the Gay Bar has a corporate logo now, and if I live in the desert, how come I can never see the fucking SUN?  All we have is this angry God in the sky that kills us with skin cancer.  If we're LUCKY.

The Truth about me is that I'm on fire.  Don't ask me my opinions about stupid fucking conspiracy theories when the REAL conspiracy advertises on television.  It's RIGHT FUCKING THERE, telling you all about itself!  But everyone looks past that, and attacks flouridation, vaccination, and the water vapor formed in turbine engines!  FUCK YOU, CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!  PUT ME OUT, AND MAYBE I'LL LISTEN!  Because it's hard to care about BULLSHIT when you're ON FIRE.




Also, I love that site and I'm gonna use the hell out of it!
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2014, 05:32:44 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 31, 2014, 05:32:44 PM
:lulz:

The weather's gone all sideways here and now I have The Holies™.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 31, 2014, 05:32:44 PM
:lulz:

The weather's gone all sideways here and now I have The Holies™.

Low-pressure systems always do that to me.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Salty on January 31, 2014, 05:34:26 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 31, 2014, 05:34:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 31, 2014, 05:32:44 PM
:lulz:

The weather's gone all sideways here and now I have The Holies™.

Low-pressure systems always do that to me.

We don't have anything BUT low pressure.  We're half way to SPACE, for fuck's sake, and I'm using up what little oxygen might be left because I'M ON FIRE.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:50:19 PM
I'm on fire, and I'll do whatever the hell I want.  I will sing in the shower.  I will DANCE in the shower.  I will make fun of the EMTs while they give me CPR.  I will drive like hell, shout prophecy like hell, and eat that garden salad like it was a member of the DONNER PARTY.  Get the fuck out of my way, you silly bastards, because I'M ON FIRE and that's CONTAGIOUS, in case ya didn't know.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.  I will blast Karl Orff in my office.  I will party with nerds and geeks and other tech freaks.  I know where the deal goes down, because I AM ON FIRE.  Everything AROUND me is on fire, too, but NOBODY NOTICES.  They just sit there and burn, while complaining about shit that DOESN'T MATTER when stacked up against the fact that EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

The ocean is turning to a reddish pink slime.  All 4 horsemen of the apocalypse turned out to be BRONY ANGELS.  This is NOT the armageddon I was promised!  The end of the world is HERE, RIGHT NOW, but that doesn't mean JACK to the boys in the revenue office.

The world is coming to an end, and I'm stuck in Tucson.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 31, 2014, 06:04:15 PM
DOUR IS ON FIRE, BUT CAN HE MELT THIS ILLUMINATI SNOW (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2471033/pg1)?????
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2014, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 31, 2014, 06:04:15 PM
DOUR IS ON FIRE, BUT CAN HE MELT THIS ILLUMINATI SNOW (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2471033/pg1)?????

That's not snow, it's refractory wool.

What you have there is the new age version of a "liar for Jesus".

Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 31, 2014, 09:16:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 31, 2014, 06:04:15 PM
DOUR IS ON FIRE, BUT CAN HE MELT THIS ILLUMINATI SNOW (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2471033/pg1)?????

That's not snow, it's refractory wool.

What you have there is the new age version of a "liar for Jesus".



Yeah. The "snow" is always conveniently on the table already. You never see anybody going outside and getting it.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 31, 2014, 11:31:48 PM
Little binks will save us she has a well trained underground cat army. As for the fire? Fire is now a extension to your anatomy.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Left on January 31, 2014, 11:46:12 PM
He's managed to create an internal fusion power system out of sheer rage and holiness.

The government does not want the people to have this free-energy secret.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2014, 05:10:55 AM
Quote from: Random anger problem on January 31, 2014, 11:46:12 PM
He's managed to create an internal fusion power system out of sheer rage and holiness.

The government does not want the people to have this free-energy secret.

I wasn't gonna share it anyway!   :argh!:
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 01, 2014, 08:35:57 AM
My dog sits outside my office. The door is open, my children complain every night about how cold it is to go to bed. My oldest, she tries to lure my dog, Nina, into her bedroom. Nina, her broad jaws grinning, loves Jules, but that's not what she sleeps for. Nina, she grins, and she knows that the underworld still awaits her kids.
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 01, 2014, 08:37:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 31, 2014, 06:04:15 PM
DOUR IS ON FIRE, BUT CAN HE MELT THIS ILLUMINATI SNOW (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2471033/pg1)?????

That's not snow, it's refractory wool.

What you have there is the new age version of a "liar for Jesus".

YUP YUP YUP!
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: minuspace on February 02, 2014, 04:07:27 AM
Cholera, or distemper :lulz:
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2014, 04:37:47 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 02, 2014, 04:07:27 AM
Cholera, or distemper :lulz:

"Being on fire."
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Dildo Argentino on February 03, 2014, 10:38:19 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
the REAL conspiracy advertises on television

It's true. (http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2013/09/real_men_want_to_drink_guinnes.html)
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: minuspace on February 04, 2014, 02:29:24 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on February 03, 2014, 10:38:19 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 31, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
the REAL conspiracy advertises on television

It's true. (http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2013/09/real_men_want_to_drink_guinnes.html)
Double double, aspire and juggle
Fire burn in futures bubble   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT TGRR
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2018, 07:45:17 PM
Bump for rehashing of the "I'm on fire" thing.