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Title: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on October 17, 2009, 03:15:15 AM

1. Melt Gibson
2. Dandy Glover
3. Uma Thirstman
4. Jerry Signfest
5. Bruce Willits
6. Debbie Moore
7. Johnny Depth

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2009, 04:14:09 AM

Are you high?

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2009, 08:27:07 PM

Doesn't matter.

8. Faye Runaway
9. Gregory Pecker

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: AFK on October 19, 2009, 08:35:23 PM

10. John Tush
11. Steven Seagull
12. Dick Chensmoker

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 09:57:27 PM

13. Michael Bolton.

-toa,
it's funny cuz it's true!

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Triple Zero on October 19, 2009, 09:58:40 PM

14. Jim Carny
15. Bruce Cowbell
17. Brad Spit
16. Bruce Leek

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 20, 2009, 01:15:28 AM

Saran Sliverman
John Steward
Alex Quebeck

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2009, 01:35:11 AM

20. Brad Butts
21. Buttston Churchbutt
22. Butts Butts Butts

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 20, 2009, 02:20:28 AM

23. Michael Bolton!

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on October 20, 2009, 04:02:23 AM

Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2009, 01:35:11 AM
20. Brad Butts
21. Buttston Churchbutt
22. Butts Butts Butts

:lulz:

24. Angelina Holey
25. Angelica Poos-ton
26. Glenn Feck

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2009, 06:49:47 PM

Maybe there is something terribly wrong with me, but I just find this thread completely baffling.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Triple Zero on October 20, 2009, 07:37:08 PM

Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2009, 06:49:47 PM
Maybe there is something terribly wrong with me, but I just find this thread completely baffling.

27. Ben Baffleck.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 20, 2009, 07:45:54 PM

28. Michael Bolton.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2009, 07:55:43 PM

I love you guys.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 20, 2009, 09:32:21 PM

Whitey Whosetown

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on October 21, 2009, 06:41:23 AM

30. Britney Spear
31. Bernie Max
32. Harth Ledger
33. New Kids on the Street
34. Jennifer Lopets
35. Garth Brakes
36. Talk show host Jay Lentils
37. Disney's The Lion's King

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 21, 2009, 09:34:30 PM

38. Michael Bolton.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on October 22, 2009, 05:44:59 PM

39. Christina Applecore
40. Goin Surfari
41. James Garnered
42. Vannah Blight
43. Fat Stayback
44. Maurev Pobitch
45. Conning Chones

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 08:11:43 PM

Bob Oldhart
Don Nickels
Don KnottsLanding

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2009, 08:13:15 PM

GEORGE W PEESTAINEDDENTURES.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2009, 08:53:52 PM

HENRY KISSINGNIXONSASSBURGERS

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 23, 2009, 03:42:51 AM

51. Michael Bolton.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: rong on October 23, 2009, 03:50:47 AM

Lush Rimbaugh
Ben Gleck
Han Sannity

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on October 23, 2009, 03:53:30 AM

55. Gee-weirdo Reeverba
56. Hamid Krayz-Guy
57. Mymood Offtoneverneverland

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Shai Hulud on October 28, 2009, 09:18:02 PM

58. Johann Sebastian Grok

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on October 28, 2009, 09:36:13 PM

59. Parrot Hiltons

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Kai on October 28, 2009, 10:50:25 PM

HOLY SHIT ITS X!

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 28, 2009, 11:33:25 PM

Pope Innersins XI

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 29, 2009, 02:08:33 AM

60. Claus Gnomi
61. An American Werewolf in Harvey Dangerfield
62. Banging a Metal Pot With a Spoon Cruise
63. Tony! Toni! Toné! Danza
64. om nom chomsky

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 29, 2009, 02:09:36 AM

65. Micheal Bolton.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2009, 03:29:36 AM

Quote from: Cramulus on October 29, 2009, 02:08:33 AM
60. Claus Gnomi
61. An American Werewolf in Harvey Dangerfield
62. Banging a Metal Pot With a Spoon Cruise
63. Tony! Toni! Toné! Danza
64. om nom chomsky

:lulz: Holy shit, something in this thread made me laugh!

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on October 29, 2009, 07:40:58 AM

66. Michael Boltman

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 29, 2009, 10:25:41 AM

Gnome Chompski
Paris Hiton
Thom Porke

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on October 29, 2009, 02:01:24 PM

70. Batsman and Rodman
71. Superbman
72. Wondered Woman
73. Wolfverine
74. Magento
75. Helloboy
76. Horror fiction writer, Stephen Ping
77. Andrew Lloyd Webster

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 29, 2009, 02:53:47 PM

Badman and Robbin'
The Inedible Sulk
The Sliver Sulfur
Seethen Bing
Kneel Gayman
Warn Else's

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM

84. Michael Bolton.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM

Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 AM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 01:13:56 AM

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Someday, someone will get the joke...

-toa,
if there is one...

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Triple Zero on November 01, 2009, 04:40:41 PM

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on November 01, 2009, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 30, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
84. Michael Bolton.

wait, didn't you already post that one?

Take a look at TOA's posts in this thread.

Yeah, he did!

He did already post that one, I knew it.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 05:23:41 PM

85. Michael Bolton.

-toa,
accidental thread jack

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 07:37:52 PM

86. Janice Joshin
87. Al Jostlin'
88. Al Joker
89. Clit Plume
90. Cryin' Williams

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 02:51:30 AM

91. Mich---

Seriously, hasn't anybody got this joke yet?

The guy in Office Space was named Michael Bolton. That guy is kinda famous just for being named Michael Bolton.

So, if being named Michael Bolton got him famous, why shouldn't every celebrity change their name to Michael Bolton?

-tomb,
the other michael bolton

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:34:19 PM

Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

Also, I want expecting there would be a point at all :)

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 02:40:51 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 02:34:19 PM
Which of the guys in Office Space? (too lazy to look it up)

The one named Michael Bolton... I think.

Quote
Also, I want expecting there would be a point at all :)

I'm full of surprises. :D

-toa,
tact

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:47:56 PM

Quote from: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
91. Mich---

Seriously, hasn't anybody got this joke yet?

no I totally don't get it

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 05, 2009, 02:55:50 PM

i thought he was doing it just to annoy everyone :sad: it was funnier that way

thought it would be the new ZAPPA!!!

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 03:18:05 PM

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 05, 2009, 02:55:50 PM
i thought he was doing it just to annoy everyone :sad: it was funnier that way

thought it would be the new ZAPPA!!!

Aren't you kind of annoyed that it's not funny? ;)

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on November 05, 2009, 08:14:18 PM

"orange you glad I didn't say banana again"?

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 09:02:32 PM

Quote from: Jenne on November 05, 2009, 08:14:18 PM
"orange you glad I didn't say banana again"?

92. Michael Bolton.

-toa,
bananaman

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Jenne on November 06, 2009, 02:58:55 PM

Quote from: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 05, 2009, 08:14:18 PM
"orange you glad I didn't say banana again"?

92. Michael Bolton.

-toa,
bananaman

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on November 06, 2009, 03:01:45 PM

93. Alabaster Meowly :evil:

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Shai Hulud on November 08, 2009, 07:27:53 PM

94. Snoop Doge (of Venice)
95. Kanye East
96. Most Definitely
97. Young Clean Legitimate Child

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: rong on November 08, 2009, 07:40:28 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on November 05, 2009, 02:47:56 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 05, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
91. Mich---

Seriously, hasn't anybody got this joke yet?

no I totally don't get it

i've just been telling myself it's some sort of "Office Space" reference.

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: the other anonymous on November 08, 2009, 08:03:54 PM

98. some sort of "Office Space" reference

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: rong on November 08, 2009, 08:11:20 PM

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
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Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: LHX on December 30, 2009, 09:15:08 PM

99. Enrico Salad Bar

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 01:26:19 AM

It was hilarious when there wasn't a reason for toa posting Michael Bolton over and over again... :(

100. Miley Cyprus
101. Brak Dylan
103. Miss Pickled Piggy Feet

Title: Re: Alternate Celebrity Names
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2010, 02:23:42 AM

104. Stephen Owlqueen

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