1. Time travel fucks up tenses really bad, and
2. The future is incompetent.
I had aimed at 2004, but time travel is very difficult, and it took 16 years to get here.
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?
2004 was fucking terrible.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
If you have your keys, press the lock door button and the lights should flash and beep beep
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 02:39:29 PM
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?
2004 was fucking terrible.
Well, yes. To warn you about 2005.
Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on January 14, 2020, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?
I didn't. It's a
cloaking device.
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2020, 02:41:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
If you have your keys, press the lock door button and the lights should flash and beep beep
Left my keys in the fucking thing. :crankey:
In better news, the disintegrator works.
Of course, to satisfy conservation, every molecule that is destroyed is replaced with another, identical molecule, but you don't nitpick success.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on January 14, 2020, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.
It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?
I didn't. It's a cloaking device.
Well not the operational device, obviously, but where did you last see the thing that was going to be a cloaking device but wasn't yet because it hadn't been activated? I mean, unless you assembled it from invisible components, and never saw it,
ever. In which case, kudos.
Is it one of those permanent cloak dealies, or can you just wait for the battery to go dead?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:52:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 02:39:29 PM
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?
2004 was fucking terrible.
Well, yes. To warn you about 2005.
Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?
Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:52:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 02:39:29 PM
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?
2004 was fucking terrible.
Well, yes. To warn you about 2005.
Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?
Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.
:lulz:
Yeah, this one is pretty important. You definitely want to get that done while Bush is president
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 14, 2020, 02:52:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2020, 02:39:29 PM
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?
2004 was fucking terrible.
Well, yes. To warn you about 2005.
Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?
Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.
Oh good lord jesus fuck, that's just made things worse :horrormirth: