Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2021, 09:49:17 pm

Title: Cram! fuck's sake!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2021, 09:49:17 pm
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/07/14/Hawaii-goat-lottery-Puuhonua-o-Honaunau-National-Historical-Park/1031626282350/

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Hawaii plans goat lottery to clear animals from national park

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!
Title: Re: Cram! fuck's sake!
Post by: Cramulus on September 05, 2021, 06:20:05 pm
 :lulz:

kinda brilliant how you can change a problem into a prize by calling it a "contest"

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winners of the permits will be required to take in at least 20 goats and not more than 50

Hey Rog, you wanna send me your address?? uh, totally unrelated to this post


(also, I gotta hand it to you for somehow finding a goat-related article that people haven't linked me to 6000 times already)
Title: Re: Cram! fuck's sake!
Post by: The Commander on September 27, 2021, 06:51:54 am
I've heard goats are a great environmentally friendly alternative to lawn mowers. We use them for vacuum cleaners here at DIA HQ as well. The occasional classified document gets eaten, but that just keeps it super secret.

The Commander
DIA