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I really want to dogpile but I think it'd be a bit hypocritical on my part. I was kind of a shitty noob.
So yeah, pool's on the roof. You'll want to talk like regular folk or shut the fuck up like I did. We're not too pretentious around these parts.

99.999% of the time, yes.

When there's drama, "pretentious" is the most polite way of describing the dumpster fire.

Stalker

The Cremaster Cycle

Stalker is definitely a possibility. I went to snag the Cremaster Cycle, and there's 5 films. I don't think my flight will be long enough, but it looks like something I may wan to watch some other time, just 'cause.

Danke

My cousin just gave me 2cb for Christmas. Wife and kids are staying at the in laws until later tomorrow, and I want some fucked up movies with bizarre visuals. Not mindfuck movies, just fucked up. I'm thinking more Meet the Feebles and Songs from the 2nd Floor rather than Moon or TimeCrimes.

Oh, and I already own half of Takashi Miike's work, so don't bother suggesting any of his.

Pretty much anyone who has covered One More Cup of Coffee or any of Leonard Cohen's tunes.

The Messenger by The Tea Party


/no, not that tea party. The awesome Canadian one.

Much was accomplished this century.

This thread is proof.

Talent Consolidation and Directive Pairing.

That's what a certain corporation is doing over the next four months. Last month it was Performance Excellence Enforcement, until they noted no one was putting the X in the acronym, like they usually do for PEx. They call it something different every time but, regardless of designation, afterwards we always call this process RIFs.

[Jokingly, one executive said "I'm doing my part to make sure employment numbers are accurate, come election time."

Everyone in the meeting laughed. I smiled and pretended I got the joke. ]

But all evidence of the heresy is hearsay. Your pit-iful attempts to impeach will be fruitless.

Did you know that eating four peaches in an afternoon causes fast poomp?

I did not know this.

I.D.S.F.A.
I.D.M.A.
(When people ask, the reply is "It Doesn't Stand For Anything" or "It Doesn't Mean Anything")

I'm trying to think of some way of modifying a classic quote into something pertaining to the current state of political idiocy. Here's the quote:

"Your liberty to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."

Simply, I am sick of idiot yokels doing something absolutely abhorrent, and claiming their rights have been infringed upon. Like the confederate flag dress, or when a church organizes a "let's piss on the grave of some little girl that died of AIDS" rally, and when the public (rightfully so) says "Hell no" they cry and scream "Waaaaaahhhhh. You're infringing upon my first amendment rights! Waaaaaahhhhh...."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong

?

That's been there a while, too.

Lately, I can't seem to go to a single news site without seeing a report of someone supposedly on bath salts stripping naked, eating the face off some Jehovah's Witness, then sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes for good measure. Taking a moment to consider the history of modern man, I'm starting to wonder if it wasn't ancient aliens, but rather, bath salts that were behind some of man's most memorable moments.

Rather than HIMEOBS photos, could we have a thread where we HOBS photos? Like, have HOBS in big sans serif with an arrow pointing to the individual under the influence? Little help?

/not a creative type, today

Actually, it's even more nefarious than that.

Read this and put 2 and 2 together:
http://consumerist.com/2012/01/priscilla-of-boston-spray-paints-unsold-wedding-gowns-to-keep-them-from-grubby-poor-people.html