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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:11:55 PM

Title: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:11:55 PM
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F".

Anyway, the plant's all in little bitty pieces, Filthy Assistant is in a glorious chariot of butthurt because I told the guys not to listen to him, and I sent Mike the Engineer off on a wild goose chase to Kingman, AZ.

I can see that the drug thread is still going strong and approaching 100 pages.  I can also see that I am responsible for everyone's bad actions in that thread despite the fact that I haven't been on in 3 days.  I can see that Cain is at the end of his rope over this shit, and I can understand fully WHY he is, which is to say "Why write well-thought out essays on how we're being fucked and by whom, when we can have the same scream-past-the-other-side argumeent about drugs for the FOURTH TIME.

This leads me to believe that most of you are really bad examples of bipeds, and that you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION or WON'T pay attention to the really big dick that is battering your tonsils, brought to you by the good folks at AEG, G/S, Germany, etc.

So you should probably just head back down there and ROAR YOUR OPINION some more.  Or better yet, you could SHUT UP LIKE HELL and make me a damn sammich.  I mean, I'm your Goddamn Holy Man™, and almost NONE of you have made me a sammich.

Or kill me.  Or make me a sammich.

Time's up.

Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.  I don't blame you for it at all.  I never have.


And what can I say, I appear to be a bit of a lightning rod when it comes to that topic.  I guess I haven't found the off switch for my mind lazors yet.   :lulz:




But I agree, if everyone is so pissed off about my stubbornness, just shut up and post about something else!  You HAVE the Power!
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 11, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:11:55 PM
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F".

Anyway, the plant's all in little bitty pieces, Filthy Assistant is in a glorious chariot of butthurt because I told the guys not to listen to him, and I sent Mike the Engineer off on a wild goose chase to Kingman, AZ.

I can see that the drug thread is still going strong and approaching 100 pages.  I can also see that I am responsible for everyone's bad actions in that thread despite the fact that I haven't been on in 3 days.  I can see that Cain is at the end of his rope over this shit, and I can understand fully WHY he is, which is to say "Why write well-thought out essays on how we're being fucked and by whom, when we can have the same scream-past-the-other-side argumeent about drugs for the FOURTH TIME.

This leads me to believe that most of you are really bad examples of bipeds, and that you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION or WON'T pay attention to the really big dick that is battering your tonsils, brought to you by the good folks at AEG, G/S, Germany, etc.

So you should probably just head back down there and ROAR YOUR OPINION some more.  Or better yet, you could SHUT UP LIKE HELL and make me a damn sammich.  I mean, I'm your Goddamn Holy Man™, and almost NONE of you have made me a sammich.

Or kill me.  Or make me a sammich.

Time's up.



I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.

Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...

...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE!  EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW!  YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!

Also, sammich.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:19:11 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 11, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.

A few pages back, you were pissed that anyone was posting in the thread.

Oh, well, I've changed my mind on occasion, too.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 06:21:14 PM
Just for today, my responses to RWHN in that thread will be limited to (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.

Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...

...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE!  EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW!  YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!

Also, sammich.


That's what I just fucking said.  Glitterface wants to be a cool kid, so on his own, he decided to do something to garner your approval, because you are one of the cool kids.  I'm saying it was him that caved into the pressure, he brought on himself, to win approval.


Do you understand now?
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:23:26 PM
Well, RWHN has decided that I am a liar.

That being said, I see no reason to discourage that thread any further, or encourage anyone to be civil in any way.  I in fact plan to be a world class dickhead, worse by any stretch of the imagination that PGIII.

And I don't see this situation ever changing.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Glitterface wants to be a cool kid,

That is his only possibly motivation.

Just like your only possible motivation for supporting prohibition is that you are a punishment freak when it comes to teens.

This is going to be fun.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Salty on June 11, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.

This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.

I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.

I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.

Titty-sprinkles.

ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 11, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.

This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.

I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.

I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.

Titty-sprinkles.

ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.

Were you drinking Corona over the weekend?
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:35:32 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 11, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.

This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.

I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.

I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.

Titty-sprinkles.

ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.

I was mostly jabbering about work & PD, but since RWHN came by, it's a drug thread.  Sorry about that.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 11, 2012, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:19:11 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 11, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.

A few pages back, you were pissed that anyone was posting in the thread.

Oh, well, I've changed my mind on occasion, too.

See my comment about what to do if you can't beat 'em. :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 06:52:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

:spittake:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 11, 2012, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

Priceless.  I would give my husband's left nut for a job where I could do that.

Actually, I hate the fucker.  Make it both nuts, a kidney, and 3/4 of his liver.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Don Coyote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Juana on June 11, 2012, 10:31:14 PM
...That's a little horrifying, Stella.


My problem is that I haven't been reading anything useful recently, and so I have nothing interesting to say (yes, I remember the previous discussions - all three of them - that PD has had on the subject of people who don't talk when they have nothing to say). I'm going to remedy that.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)

He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Juana on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)
Aww, haha. Thanks. :D
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
 :lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:04:49 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
:lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.

Arguably, it was in self-defense.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)

He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.

It's in the 90's here. I'm guessing AZ is about...115 or so?
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die, but I'm guessing the AC in the vehicle didn't manage to shave off as many degrees as he might like.  :lol:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

BURRRRRRRN!  :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz. 
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.

I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna.  :lol:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.

I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna.  :lol:

I don't WANT to do shit like that, but as a Holy Man™, I have duties.  Responsibilities.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Freeky on June 11, 2012, 11:12:43 PM
Responsibility is important.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 11:23:18 PM
R is for rush hour
E is for empty gas tank
S is for "SHIT!"
P is for Phoenix (and potholes)
O is for "OH FUCK"
N is for "NOT HERE..."
S is for "SHIT!"
I is for "IMMA KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!"
B is for bitching
I is for irritated
L is for LOLZ
I is for "I HATE YUO"
T is for Tuscon
Y is for "YOU MAD, BRO?"
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.

I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag.  Too small for a dice bag.  Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again.  Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:21:34 AM
And, TGRR...  I'm not sure whether I should hope Mike makes it back without bursting any REALLY important blood vessels, so we can be further entertained by what happens to him, or he flounces from the joint in a rage, in hopes that you get an engineer who actually knows what the fuck he's doing.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 03:41:48 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.

I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag.  Too small for a dice bag.  Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again.  Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.

:spittake:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Freeky on June 12, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.

Yes, even pron dicks are too small.

Freeky,
Addict.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Don Coyote on June 12, 2012, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.

Yes, even pron dicks are too small.

Freeky,
Addict.

BEER AND APPLE ALL VOER MONITOR!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Freeky on June 12, 2012, 04:18:22 AM
That's what you get for consuming beer and apples while PDing.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 04:25:22 AM
I PDed with yogurt once.

Never again.

Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Phox on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:

I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Phox on June 12, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:

I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
I think that earns you the key to the city, there, so it's probably a good idea.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Luna on June 12, 2012, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:

I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
I think that earns you the key to the city, there, so it's probably a good idea.

Nah, I have girlybits which are not dropping out babies on any kind of regular basis.  Given the legislation trends out there, I'd have to report to a mandatory insemination center, or some shit.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 12:34:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

:lulz: Brilliant!
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 12:36:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

That is a SHITTY fucking trip.  :lulz:
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 12:36:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

That is a SHITTY fucking trip.  :lulz:

I'm just trying to help.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Phox on June 13, 2012, 05:11:45 AM
But, Luna,  you're legally pregnant, so... they can't make you doubly pregnant. I mean, that would just be rude.
Title: Re: 10 minutes to post
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 13, 2012, 07:09:42 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.

Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...

...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE!  EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW!  YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!

Also, sammich.
Glitterface wants to be a cool kid,

Whats all this "want" business?

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