Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F".
Anyway, the plant's all in little bitty pieces, Filthy Assistant is in a glorious chariot of butthurt because I told the guys not to listen to him, and I sent Mike the Engineer off on a wild goose chase to Kingman, AZ.
I can see that the drug thread is still going strong and approaching 100 pages. I can also see that I am responsible for everyone's bad actions in that thread despite the fact that I haven't been on in 3 days. I can see that Cain is at the end of his rope over this shit, and I can understand fully WHY he is, which is to say "Why write well-thought out essays on how we're being fucked and by whom, when we can have the same scream-past-the-other-side argumeent about drugs for the FOURTH TIME.
This leads me to believe that most of you are really bad examples of bipeds, and that you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION or WON'T pay attention to the really big dick that is battering your tonsils, brought to you by the good folks at AEG, G/S, Germany, etc.
So you should probably just head back down there and ROAR YOUR OPINION some more. Or better yet, you could SHUT UP LIKE HELL and make me a damn sammich. I mean, I'm your Goddamn Holy Man™, and almost NONE of you have made me a sammich.
Or kill me. Or make me a sammich.
Time's up.
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it. I don't blame you for it at all. I never have.
And what can I say, I appear to be a bit of a lightning rod when it comes to that topic. I guess I haven't found the off switch for my mind lazors yet. :lulz:
But I agree, if everyone is so pissed off about my stubbornness, just shut up and post about something else! You HAVE the Power!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:11:55 PM
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F".
Anyway, the plant's all in little bitty pieces, Filthy Assistant is in a glorious chariot of butthurt because I told the guys not to listen to him, and I sent Mike the Engineer off on a wild goose chase to Kingman, AZ.
I can see that the drug thread is still going strong and approaching 100 pages. I can also see that I am responsible for everyone's bad actions in that thread despite the fact that I haven't been on in 3 days. I can see that Cain is at the end of his rope over this shit, and I can understand fully WHY he is, which is to say "Why write well-thought out essays on how we're being fucked and by whom, when we can have the same scream-past-the-other-side argumeent about drugs for the FOURTH TIME.
This leads me to believe that most of you are really bad examples of bipeds, and that you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION or WON'T pay attention to the really big dick that is battering your tonsils, brought to you by the good folks at AEG, G/S, Germany, etc.
So you should probably just head back down there and ROAR YOUR OPINION some more. Or better yet, you could SHUT UP LIKE HELL and make me a damn sammich. I mean, I'm your Goddamn Holy Man™, and almost NONE of you have made me a sammich.
Or kill me. Or make me a sammich.
Time's up.
I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.
Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...
...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE! EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW! YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!
Also, sammich.
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 11, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.
A few pages back, you were pissed that anyone was posting in the thread.
Oh, well, I've changed my mind on occasion, too.
Just for today, my responses to RWHN in that thread will be limited to (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.
Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...
...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE! EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW! YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!
Also, sammich.
That's what I just fucking said. Glitterface wants to be a cool kid, so on his own, he decided to do something to garner your approval, because you are one of the cool kids. I'm saying it was him that caved into the pressure, he brought on himself, to win approval.
Do you understand now?
Well, RWHN has decided that I am a liar.
That being said, I see no reason to discourage that thread any further, or encourage anyone to be civil in any way. I in fact plan to be a world class dickhead, worse by any stretch of the imagination that PGIII.
And I don't see this situation ever changing.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Glitterface wants to be a cool kid,
That is his only possibly motivation.
Just like your only possible motivation for supporting prohibition is that you are a punishment freak when it comes to teens.
This is going to be fun.
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.
This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.
I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.
I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.
Titty-sprinkles.
ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.
Quote from: Alty on June 11, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.
This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.
I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.
I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.
Titty-sprinkles.
ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.
Were you drinking Corona over the weekend?
Quote from: Alty on June 11, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
I've been strapped to this toilet for nearly 15 hours. It's no exaggeration, I am a tangle of zip-ties, bungee-cords, duct tape, an assortment of clamps and vices, and 20th Century porcelain. Every 30-50 seconds brilliant light issues from my person and illuminates the somewhat watery depths below.
This isn't to say I'm poomping, no. I wish.
I am exploring! I am meditating! I am focusing my immensely powerful chi into the only place left with exploring in the 21st Century. Down there are TREASURES to behold, to bring out of the darkness and into the light of day.
I will haul them up, one at a time, while others simply ponder people magazine or Johns Big Bathroom Reader I will uncover the Holy Light with my own small divine shard of GAWD and spelunk where no one else would bother.
Titty-sprinkles.
ETA: Oh. That's what I get for not shutting off preview. Oh well.
I was mostly jabbering about work & PD, but since RWHN came by, it's a drug thread. Sorry about that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:19:11 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 11, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
I would tend to agree with you and Cain, but I don't mind pissing into the wind in that thread to pass the time. As for my tonsils, well, maybe it makes me a bad guy but I figured it out early and followed that old adage about what to do if you can't beat 'em. Not that I have any delusions about what it will get me in the long run, but at least I'll be a little more comfortable on the way down the slide.
A few pages back, you were pissed that anyone was posting in the thread.
Oh, well, I've changed my mind on occasion, too.
See my comment about what to do if you can't beat 'em. :lulz:
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ?
Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ?
Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Yes.
It amused me.
He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.
It turns out the contractors hate him, too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ?
Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Yes.
It amused me.
He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.
It turns out the contractors hate him, too.
:spittake:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ?
Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Yes.
It amused me.
He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.
It turns out the contractors hate him, too.
Priceless. I would give my husband's left nut for a job where I could do that.
Actually, I hate the fucker. Make it both nuts, a kidney, and 3/4 of his liver.
Don't livers regenerate?
And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?
And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Good point. Take the whole fucking thing. And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?
And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Good point. Take the whole fucking thing. And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
You're a generous woman, Luna.
Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.
...That's a little horrifying, Stella.
My problem is that I haven't been reading anything useful recently, and so I have nothing interesting to say (yes, I remember the previous discussions - all three of them - that PD has had on the subject of people who don't talk when they have nothing to say). I'm going to remedy that.
Mike just called me.
He seems...upset.
:digtbk:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.
He seems...upset.
:digtbk:
:lulz: How far did he end up going?
Garbo, you're always interesting! :)
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.
He seems...upset.
:digtbk:
:lulz: How far did he end up going?
Garbo, you're always interesting! :)
He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:
Best part: He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.
:lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
:lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.
Arguably, it was in self-defense.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.
He seems...upset.
:digtbk:
:lulz: How far did he end up going?
Garbo, you're always interesting! :)
He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.
It's in the 90's here. I'm guessing AZ is about...115 or so?
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die, but I'm guessing the AC in the vehicle didn't manage to shave off as many degrees as he might like. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:
Best part: He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.
BURRRRRRRN! :lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,
Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,
Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.
I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,
Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.
I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna. :lol:
I don't WANT to do shit like that, but as a Holy Man™, I have duties.
Responsibilities.
Responsibility is important.
R is for rush hour
E is for empty gas tank
S is for "SHIT!"
P is for Phoenix (and potholes)
O is for "OH FUCK"
N is for "NOT HERE..."
S is for "SHIT!"
I is for "IMMA KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!"
B is for bitching
I is for irritated
L is for LOLZ
I is for "I HATE YUO"
T is for Tuscon
Y is for "YOU MAD, BRO?"
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?
And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Good point. Take the whole fucking thing. And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
You're a generous woman, Luna.
Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.
I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag. Too small for a dice bag. Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again. Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.
And, TGRR... I'm not sure whether I should hope Mike makes it back without bursting any REALLY important blood vessels, so we can be further entertained by what happens to him, or he flounces from the joint in a rage, in hopes that you get an engineer who actually knows what the fuck he's doing.
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?
And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:
Good point. Take the whole fucking thing. And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
You're a generous woman, Luna.
Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.
I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag. Too small for a dice bag. Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again. Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.
:spittake:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.
Yes, even pron dicks are too small.
Freeky,
Addict.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.
Yes, even pron dicks are too small.
Freeky,
Addict.
BEER AND APPLE ALL VOER MONITOR!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
That's what you get for consuming beer and apples while PDing.
I PDed with yogurt once.
Never again.
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. :lulz:
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. :lulz:
JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. :lulz:
JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:
I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. :lulz:
JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:
I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
I think that earns you the key to the city, there, so it's probably a good idea.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 12, 2012, 03:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 12, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. :lulz:
JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
\
:zombie:
I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.
I think that earns you the key to the city, there, so it's probably a good idea.
Nah, I have girlybits which are not dropping out babies on any kind of regular basis. Given the legislation trends out there, I'd have to report to a mandatory insemination center, or some shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ?
Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."
Yes.
It amused me.
He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.
It turns out the contractors hate him, too.
:lulz: Brilliant!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:
Best part: He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.
That is a SHITTY fucking trip. :lulz:
But, Luna, you're legally pregnant, so... they can't make you doubly pregnant. I mean, that would just be rude.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.
Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...
...NAW, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE! EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES NOW! YOUR GRAND POOBAH COMMANDS IT!
Also, sammich.
Glitterface wants to be a cool kid,
Whats all this "want" business?
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