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#52
Aneristic Illusions / WTF? Srlsy WTF?
August 08, 2010, 09:34:12 PM
#53
Apparently my almost 20 year old scout shirt is sooo tight that i couldn't even give the salute
:sad:

#54
Or Kill Me / The Sermon of Influenza
August 06, 2010, 09:57:30 PM
Finally the air is not muggy, its warm with a nice cool breeze. It's the first absolutely beautiful day we got all summer and I'm stuck inside playing blasted video games trying to breath through the colony of influenza that have taken refuge in my throat.

Even the blasted neighbors are out BBQing right now, oh and it smells great. Their not playing with their blasted dog. No, if they give that dog some attention then it will have no good reason to yelp and whine all night, barking at every thing that moves in the darkness, keeping everyone awake.

Across the road two families are still going off about where their property lines actually exist. There will be a fence built soon and no one wants to lose a millimeter of precious grass land.

Luckily no kids are out today. They have better things to do, like sit in the food court of the mall and talk to someone just three tables down on their cell phones.

A few doors down one old man sits outside with his beer watching birds. He's been doing this every day since his wife died, and I never understood it. There's barely any birds left around here anymore. Probably why I noticed this summer he bought some binoculars. If you can't watch birds best to watch planes.

Good thing I haven't seen any of the really small kids outside biking. Apparently around here drivers take Stop Signs as a suggestion. Besides coming to a complete stop when you're going 80 km an hour in a residential area is just silly.
And people have to take the residential streets to get anywhere since the city in all their brilliant glory decided to dig up every main road at once. Which they started in April and have not even finished one road yet!

Plus when I'm outside why do have a Shina Twain coming from the north and some crappy rap music coming from the south??? Both of them are three or more streets over!


Hrmmm.. come to think of it. Good thing I am sick. I don't wanna go out in all this madness.
#57
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Yay
April 20, 2010, 05:48:25 PM
now here in Canada we may start getting taxed on downloading music for our ipods
http://www.geektown.ca/2010/04/taxing-evolution-turning-up-the-tariffs-on-your-music.html
and they wonder why so many people just torrent music or download over file sharing sites
#58
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xchog1_the-greatest-story-ever-sold_fun

out of curiosity
do you think they would get away with this today?
#59
#60
TI is now registered in a Meteorology course
:lulz:


Can't believe they offer that as a science elective, but it does makes my schedule just a little easier.

EDIT: It also makes me that much more of a anti-social douche
#62
Politics daily thinks so
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/11/16/walter/

and i actually agree with them on this... of course maybe saner people in the GOP might prevail.... maybe...

QuoteThe secret of Palin's presidential potential is the Republican Party's affection for winner-take-all primaries. According to my friend Elaine Kamarck's invaluable new book, Primary Politics, 43 percent of the 2008 Republican delegates were selected in primaries where the winner corralled all the delegates by winning a state or congressional district. As a result of the Republicans' to-the-victor-go-the-spoils method of picking convention delegates, Mike Huckabee finished second in 16 states and won a paltry 74 delegates for his trouble.

QuoteIf Palin launches a 2012 race – and survives the South Carolina primary with her aura intact – she could theoretically sweep the winner-take-all states without ever winning a majority anywhere. The Republican establishment (the congressional leadership, the governors, the major donors and national consultants) could all agree that Palin would be an electoral disaster against Obama in November and still be powerless to halt her juggernaut.

#64
So I was roaming the mall today and I found a store that sold nothing but fancy soap. Fucking soap.
How do you stay in business selling fucking soap?
Anyways I went in and strolled around a bit. There was a lot of styling people in there. But the soap was like 10 dollars. For fucking soap.
I opened one of the jars and it looked like someone just fapped performed fap sauce into it. They even had a picture of the person who made (sorry) I mean fapped out the soap.
I can understand perfume obviously, but does soapy perfumed jizz really stay on your body that long?
Srlsy I can't understand this...
:?
#65
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / well...
December 16, 2009, 12:28:55 AM
taking off back to Sudbury for the holidays. I don't know how much interweb access Ill have there, and the little I have will be used trying to sort out a course registration nightmare I have for next semester. So if i don't see you all till after new years have a good holidays and such...
#66
type in www.itanimulli.com
which is illuminati backwards
#67
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / OMG
December 11, 2009, 11:50:28 PM
Kent Hovind's dissertation
http://wikileaks.eu/leak/kent-hovind-doctoral-dissertation.pdf
:x


how reliable is wikileaks anyways?
cause this is just... wow
#68
you are now the most annoying people on campus.
far worse the hippies...
#70
Or Kill Me / Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!
September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

Mohammad gave Abdul a reward for his faithful service... 72 pure virgins in paradise, of course they wont stay virgins for long, unless Abdul is really lame. Of course it's possible they have to stay 72 virgins... a look not touch kind of thing.

Boy this sucks.

Abdul should have blew himself for Jesus instead.
#71
unfortunately not dueling, just kissing ass
:sad:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmDHUnsGXs
:argh!: :lulz: :1fap:  :argh!:
#74
Or Kill Me / Sunny Mornings
July 26, 2009, 08:19:48 PM
I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth. After I was done I looked outside and it was sunny.

I woke up the next morning and looked outside before I brushed my teeth and it was raining.

I woke up in the morning and made sure to brush my teeth before I looked outside and it was sunny.

I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth. After I was done I looked outside and it was raining.

I woke up in the morning and made sure to brush my teeth starting with the top set first and looked outside and it was raining.

I woke up in the morning and made sure to brush my teeth starting with the bottom set and looked outside and it was sunny.

I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth starting with the bottom set, but this time with a new undershirt and when I looked outside it was raining.

I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth starting with the bottom set and in my old undershirt and when I looked outside it was sunny.

I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth starting with the bottom set and in my old undershirt, praying to the mirror spirits for sun, but when I looked outside it was raining.

I woke up in the morning and brushed my teeth starting with the bottom set and in my old undershirt and then prayed to the mirror spirits for rain and it was sunny.

Now I just pray for rain.
#75
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/07/20/f-ireland-blasphemy-law.html

QuoteIf you visit Ireland after October, you'd better watch what you say about God.

A blasphemous slip of the tongue could cost you 25,000 euros under revamped legislation that will soon be signed into law.

Blasphemy is an act of challenging or offending a religious belief.

In recent years, western countries such as England have been taking blasphemy laws off the books, or changing their focus so that they cover hate-related crimes in general. Ireland has taken a different approach, updating its legislation but maintaining a focus on religion.

In Ireland, it has been a crime to publish blasphemous material since 1961, although nobody has ever been convicted. The Seanad, the Irish senate and upper level of parliament, passed the Defamation Bill in July that makes uttering blasphemy a crime as well.

The bill was originally proposed in 2006. It worked its way through parliament and received final approval on July 10 this year, when it passed by a slim margin of 23-22.

Lorraine Weinrib, a law professor at the University of Toronto, says the bill is a modern update of blasphemy laws.

"I don't see this as a new thing as much as an old thing that hasn't quite disappeared in Ireland," she says.

"Unlike the old blasphemy laws which only protected the dominant religion [Roman Catholicism] ... this one seems to protect all religions, so it kind of has a modern equality bent to it," Weinrib adds.

But blasphemy laws can have an impact on freedom of expression, Weinrib says.

"They create a crime where one of the basic elements of the crime is subjective outrage of particular people. So there's really no objective measure, and this can cause a disruption in the modern understanding of the relationship between religion and the public space of a liberal democracy."

Even so, Weinrib points out that under Ireland's new legislation, in order to be found guilty, there has to be proof that the offender intended to cause outrage with a statement that is abusive or insulting. The statement also has to produce a violent reaction.

The bill states that a person publishes or utters blasphemous matter if:

    * He or she publishes or utters matter that is grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby causing outrage among a substantial number of the adherents of that religion.
    * He or she intends, by the publication or utterance of the matter concerned, to cause such outrage.

The bill puts the onus on a defendant to prove that a reasonable person would find genuine literary, artistic, political, scientific, or academic value in the matter to which the offence relates.

"I think we're talking about central issues — for example, a depiction of Christ as a homosexual ... many religious people find this outrageous and their reaction is intense," says Weinrib. "The intent of the outrage still needs to be proven in this case."

Ireland is not alone in having laws that take aim at blasphemy.

Canada lists blasphemous libel as a crime under the Criminal Code, which carries a penalty of up to two years in jail. But the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms guarantees free speech rights that supersede the blasphemy law.

The Canadian code says, "No person shall be convicted of an offence under this section for expressing in good faith and in decent language, or attempting to establish by argument used in good faith and conveyed in decent language, an opinion on a religious subject."

Many countries have abolished their blasphemy laws in recent years. In Britain, the Church of England (and by default, Christianity) was protected from blasphemy up until last year when the government reviewed the law. The U.K. voted to abolish blasphemy laws on Jan. 10, 2008.

In the United States, blasphemy has never been considered a crime.

In countries where Islam is the state religion, blasphemy is still considered a serious offence. In countries like Pakistan and Afghanistan, the penalty for blasphemous crimes can be execution.

A number of Islamic countries have been pursuing an international anti-blasphemy resolution at the United Nations that would restrict any speech that is offensive to any religion. But that approach assumes everyone is religious, Weinrib says, and issues can crop up when two religious groups have contradictory points of view.
#76
Aneristic Illusions / How did I miss this?
July 16, 2009, 05:25:08 AM
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=83296


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/09/bush-says-creation-incompatible-evolution/

QuoteHoly moly!

What in the name of all that is good and godly is going on?


In a season supposed to be filled with glad tidings of God echoing throughout the land, we have the president of the United States questioning the Bible's literal content and a major newsmagazine suggesting the Good Book has no problem with same-sex marriage.

In case you missed it, President George W. Bush was asked this week if the Bible is literally true.

"You know. Probably not," Bush told ABC's Cynthia McFadden. "No, I'm not a literalist, but I think you can learn a lot from it, but I do think that the New Testament for example is ... has got ... You know, the important lesson is 'God sent a son."'

He also said he thinks God's creation of the Earth could have taken place along with human evolution.

"I don't think it's incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution," he said.
#77
Or Kill Me / If I was God
July 03, 2009, 01:54:50 AM
If I was God
I would have put a cap on primate evolution.
Past a certain point, "sorry no more evolving... you guys start to get really stupid."

Now I see why Adam was kicked out of the garden. It wasn't cause he ate some rotten apple. No it was cause God didn't want to put up with his inane, stupid babbling anymore.
After he got his knowledge man was already fucking complaining about being naked.
God was like, "OH my fucking God (though I don't think God would use the word "God" in that situation, but hey) What have I created?"
God knew what was coming; psychobabble, middle class kids sobbing over imagined situations, people fucking in bunny suits, societies using tons of resources on think tanks who do nothing but justify ignorance.

Squirrels, weasels, or rats wouldn't have fucked this up as much these screaming, moronic primates have.
Hell I think Cephalopods could do a better job.
Which begs the question... What the fuck is taking Cthulhu so fricken long? Seriously the guy has to shape up.
Though maybe he has a point. Wait till the fucking primates destroy themselves with the ultimate shit fest then the spoils are his. And this way he doesn't sully his creations with primate stupidity. It's probably contagious.

But if I was God he wouldn't have to worry about that.
There would have been a cap on primate evolution.
#78
A complete horrible tragedy.. turned religious, and political

http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2009/jun/09063006.html

QuoteCameron cited a 1978 Kinsey Institute study that found 23% of surveyed homosexual men admitting to having had sex with boys.

"The cant that 'gay parents are no more likely to molest' is not based on evidence but liberal ideology," said Cameron.

"By endorsing gay adoption, President Obama, the state of North Carolina, and Duke University share blame for this tragedy.  These policy makers let dogma blind them to evidence that has been in the literature for years."


oh and if you guys are wondering about the 30 Year old Study and one of the first serious studies on human sexuality
the number is actually higher... and Kinsey had this really strange rating system for sexuality... where 0 was completely heterosexual and 6 was homosexual, cause to Kinsey many people, if not most people fell somewhere in between
So when you take his Anthropological study (Kinsey was Zoologist not a Psychologist like people believe) and put it in a social context you get... well that article  
#79
Aneristic Illusions / Right America Feeling Wronged
June 30, 2009, 03:11:41 AM
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7294526473944146040&ei=hJThSayiFcqK-QaQwpGUCQ&q=Documentaries&hl=en&dur=3&st=day&client=firefox-a

an HBO documentary about right americans feelings during the election...
probably older and dont know how long the link will be up
its actually directed by Nancy Pelosi's daughter who does a fairly decent job
.
obviously the ignorance and proud ignorance is neat
but what amazes me the disconnect between people. Theres this scene early on where a campaigner knows her neighbors are lesbians who put a barrack obama sign in their lawn and the campaigner is actually scared of getting into a fight with them... like actually scared... or when the same person later goes and tries to convince black voters to vote mccain... or the one american who thinks there will be a war in Europe if barrack obama is president... and more then that...

if I ever go to the states I wanna talk to these people... they're so fascinating
#80
... and throw Jesus lovers in prison
:?

http://cc.org/blog/ronald_reagan_christina_popa_and_religious_freedom

Quote"To those who would crush religious freedom, our message is plain:  you may jail your believers.  You may close their churches, confiscate their Bibles, and harass their rabbis and priests, but you will never destroy the love of God and freedom that burns in their hearts.  They will triumph over you."    These remarks were in President Ronald Reagan's speech to the National Religious Broadcasters on January 31, 1981, during his second week in office as president and a couple months before he was almost assassinated. 

Undoubtedly, President Reagan was mostly speaking to the communist dictatorships in the world at the height of the Cold War.  However, if he was president this year, he could well be speaking to Canada and Sweden, etc. which have thrown pastors in jail for preaching the Bible from their pulpits on politically-incorrect topics.   

America is quite close to emulating these countries, so President Reagan could just as well be warning the ACLU-types and other left-wingers in America whose ultimate goal is to establish similar laws as Sweden, Canada, etc. using such laws as so-called "hate crime" laws to stifle religious freedom.  Indeed, the United States Congress is very close to passing such a "hate crime" law which Barack Obama has promised to sign into law. 
#81
Or Kill Me / The Screaming Primate Dissertation
June 09, 2009, 02:13:24 AM
Intro:
The approaching forest

There is a light speck of dew running from red leather of a dead bar kitten where the mountains end with a dip, where the trees are interwoven with concrete, where the rain can not drain from the street pavement, where all wanderers are left stranded at the stations, where coffee is only served lukewarm, where a dark cloak is always illuminated, where every dim lit house has the sound of Skeeter Davis singing "The End of the World", where it's always just after a rainstorm, where lust and love have been divorced, where work horses are handcuffed to cash registers,  where money is treated like paper, where even the swamp rats drown, where there is graveyards and rotting fencing, where every car is just a jumble of parts, where the bears feed before garbage pickup, where the kids are kept locked away from stick wielding maniacs, where there is the ever present wailing of the cluster fucking of the screaming primates
#82
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / The Backfire Effect
June 07, 2009, 04:41:04 AM
I think this was discussed  lightly before... but thought it would be interesting in terms of religion and more importantly your BIP project.. hell it might jarg some good rants or writings or something

it was study done a during the elections...

http://www.duke.edu/~bjn3/nyhan-reifler.pdf

Quote
Political scientists Brendan Nyhan and Jason Reifler provided two groups of volunteers with the Bush administration's prewar claims that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. One group was given a refutation -- the comprehensive 2004 Duelfer report that concluded that Iraq did not have weapons of mass destruction before the United States invaded in 2003. Thirty-four percent of conservatives told only about the Bush administration's claims thought Iraq had hidden or destroyed its weapons before the U.S. invasion, but 64 percent of conservatives who heard both claim and refutation thought that Iraq really did have the weapons. The refutation, in other words, made the misinformation worse.

Ill hold any opinions I have till people read and and commented on the study...
#83
Or Kill Me / Herod in Bethleham (Part One)
March 26, 2009, 04:32:15 PM
still not fully constructed, but in order to move on Im going to have to post it now






Herod In Bethlehem Part One

Narrative, a Response and a Narrative from Thurnez Isa


As a child I remember a great snowstorm in the late 80's. It was just before March break, and it expended my break from elementary school by a week. I don't remember if it was the greatest on record, but it definitely made the list.
As a kid I used to love to play in snow storms. I couldn't bring my smaller toys out into a storm, and generally my toys were just the almost antique toys of my father or uncle which I reused. Snow also prevented skating, and if it was sticky tobogganing. But I never needed such devices to have fun. Such petty aid was not needed in defeating imaginary enemies, dragons, dinosaurs, robots, fires, floods, zombies, or armies.

Now there is beeping lights, cellphones for tweens, video worlds constructed to be close to reality, and anything else to destroy the ability to visualize something from nothing. The day's of stick swords, cardboard snow racers, snow armies are slowly fading, if not already gone.

Mammals learn to navigate through the world with childhood play. Humans learn to problem solve, to be creative, to learn through abstraction through their childhood imagination. Most importantly they learn to be curious. Why does everything in our modern surrounding seem to be leaning away from that?

Children's minds are now managed, tagged and shaped by physical constructions of imagined societies. These imagined societies tell them how to act, how to grow up, how to be a good citizen within that society - how to construct reality.

Problem solving doesn't exist in this society. New ideas are a threat. What is needed is only slight modifications of old ideas. So they given the old ideas before their imagination could construct ideas from nothing.
Things which construct our reality, for example religion, know that to our reality is constructed quickly, and once constructed it is harder and harder to break out of that construction. They need to prevent curiosity. The curious mind goes out to explore, it finds new knowledge which challenges old assumptions. For example, it's no coincidence that religions which seek the most control over it's members morality also hate science the most. The curious mind can become the educated mind, and the educated mind seeps in all direction, like water on a hard floor. It uses the ability to learn in all aspects of it's life, and it's more likely to become liberated from those who seek to control it.
But the most dangerous of all is that curiosity can find beauty throughout the world without the need of physical constructions.

This is easily seen in advertisement, which more and more no longer even considers child as a marketable entity.
Hear me out here.
Children, especially little girls, are forced to grow from toddlers to tweens - a monstrous classification of inspiring teenagers - in order to enjoy the next level of entertainment. In the marketer's world children are forced to grow up and always desire the things which will perpetuate this, never giving the child a chance to develop. 
Toy's for all sexes are given ready personalities. This was already started when I was a kid back in the 80's. Everyone knew the personality of GI Joe, what he stood for, and how to play with him. The toy had a constructed reality preset.

Personally I'm noticing the results of all this form of childhood here at school. Today in History Class, which I took as an interesting elective, the professor went over his usual one hour and fifteen minutes lecture. It was an animated and interesting lecture on problems in the soviet system manifesting in the 70's - and yes all 20th Century history classes are pretty much only about Nazis and Soviets. Sitting quietly in the back I could get a good view of all my classmates. He went off into a rant about Western conceptions of the Eastern block. This was something unrelated to the exam, but interesting non the less. The people my age or older are always attentive and if you catch their expression it is usually one of curiosity, or chuckling at the funny bits. I've always noticed the younger students are always fidgety, preoccupied with petty computer games or texting on their cellphones. Three hour lectures will always slowly filter out half the class, just as lectures at the last half of a semester dwindle down to a third of the students.
Today as the lecture went over I noticed two strange expressions among the young people. The first was annoyance over a longer lecture, which a strange thing to see on a supposed intellectual, and the other was complete and a utter lack of curiosity. You see usually for them lectures are just an opportunity to take notes for the test, and anything unrelated is uninteresting and serves no point. This is something I noticed before many times.
My friends who were working on teaching degrees, whether for high school or elementary, told me that modern teaching techniques involve not staying on a topic for more then 20 minutes, since a modern student's attentions spans doesn't exceed that, and more importantly use lots of visuals, since the modern student can not visualize something using their imagination.

Theirs is a world of beeps, lack of curiosity and physical constructions, and they are good citizen's within it.
#84
Or Kill Me / I say Give it to them
March 24, 2009, 09:13:43 PM
More and more I'm thinking we should give it to them.

I'm talking about all these bronze age knuckleheads who want to throw us back to the equivalent of dark age scientific knowledge and technology.

One thing that modern science has done is spoil people.
All the disciplines merge together to give us knowledge which leads not only to a better understanding of our reality, but to technologies and advantages that saves lives - or just make our life a little easier.
We have put satellites into space, come to some understanding of bacterial evolution, come up with ways to modify yield as to feed more people.
We have also come to understand crucial knowledge about the processes on, above and under our own planet - understanding which could help prevent disasters.

If people don't want this, then perhaps they don't deserve it. Maybe living without our cellphones, vaccines, abundance of food will in the end be good for people.
They will see that just about everything which makes their life more comfortable then the people who's mythology they so admire comes from hard work, observation and rational experimentation, not by trying to reformat your reality to suit what you want to believe.
They will see that praying to some invisible space daddy is not going to cure their cancer, allow for telecommunication, or save them from themselves. Janet Folger wass just wrong - the bible is not the cutting edge of scientific knowledge.

So those who want reality to conform to your believe system, remember the old adage, "be careful what you wish for."
#85
Cause it seems to be a topic in circulation...
but does anyone else notice this

but does "Atheism" seem like the new "Wicca"?

A sizable majority of both were not so much believers or non-believers as non-believers in Christian Institutions. That both of that group also tend to be very incoherent in their view point (ok the so called new atheists are more coherent then Wicca but a divinely inspired toothpick is more coherent then Wicca) and both groups within their movements seem to have a very strange view of history, or more so historiography

just thought I would ask...
#86
Or Kill Me / A Monkey's Private Sermon
March 19, 2009, 04:50:55 PM
Jesus was a Crusader

Sure money can destroy ideals. Sure wealth can turn against Czars - but what can topple God?
People are divided by dreams and melted into self interest. But Our God is a crusader.

"This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk, not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity of their mind, having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart: Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness. But ye have not so learned Christ; If so be that ye have heard him, and have been taught by him, as the Truth is in Jesus." Ephesians 4:17-21

Our path is through truth.

"And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called the Word of God." Revelation 19:13

We have the truth and you don't

"And to wait for his Son from heaven, whom he raised from the dead, even Jesus, which delivered us from the wrath to come." Thessalonians 1:10

Those of you who think you have the truth may never see this heaven.

"For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light." Corinthians II 11:13-14

Such are the Evils of the Devil

"Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer." Corinthians I0:10

"Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience." Ephesians 5:6

"He that despised Moses' law died without mercy under two or three witnesses: 'He that despised Moses' law died without mercy.' Those who disobeyed the Old Testament law were killed without mercy. It will be much worse for those who displease Jesus. Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant, wherewith he was sanctified, an unholy thing, and hath done despite unto the Spirit of grace? For we know him that hath said, Vengeance belongeth unto me, I will recompense, saith the Lord. And again, The Lord shall judge his people." Hebrews 10:28

"These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful." Revelations 17:14

Evil will put you in camps. Evil will bleed you, Mark you and You shall see through it eyes. Evil will shroud you with knowledge. Evil will allow for fun - flesh against flesh, movement, excitement. Evil allows for nature. Evil allows for your children to experience for themselves. Evil allows for connections with mere humans. Evil allows for ambiguity. Evil allows for confusions and making your own decisions.
Our God does not allow for such decisions. Our God does not allow for such connections. Does not allow for such humanity.
Those heathens... those so-called believers out there, how they don't believe. They don't believe in this God. They don't believe in Truth.
Take up the sword and shield, a sacred charge. Take up our sacred right. We must learn to feel it, to die within it.
So Loving is God's Hate....
#87
... pick up a user based program that would replace powerpoint
#88
Or Kill Me / Quick Words From a Rat For Vermin
February 22, 2009, 06:15:55 PM
Blessed are the over holy, for their endless battering on the gates of heaven may one day flood the world with blood, blessed are those who droll at the words, for there is no longer feelings of hurt and emotions of pain, blessed are the uninhibited in their inhumanity, for they shall pursue those doomed wretches of life from their kingdoms of stone, blessed are those who cause hunger and partiality, for their stomachs are full, blessed are those who are intolarent, cause they're ancient fairy stories shall spread with bushfire, blessed are the closed hearts, for they shall witness their God's fury, blessed are those with closed minds, for the wave from their ignorance will tsunami across the kingdoms of earth,
blessed are the shadows and the lost, for they shall hopefully perish before judgment. Mourn, prey, and blind yourself to those whom claw from hell and sacrifice their souls for water, life and goodness. The prophets in the deserts, in the snow, and in piss stained tenements will grow ever silent as neon posters move in the inevitable dance of doom.

You are the flames in the fire, which burns the bush with violence and hell. How can anything be restored? You happily destroy the buildings built by beauty and desire, all for enviable darkness.
So prey to the grave of your father, and await your heavenly judgment.
#89
Or Kill Me / Let the Games Begin
February 16, 2009, 11:01:50 PM
When I was too young to have knowledge I considered myself an amateur fossil collector, but since I was too childish and naive to know anything I used to collect slag from the side of train tracks thinking the random bumps where intents of extinct animals. I even came up with exotic sounding names for them. Everyone would flee from the rampaging Humongosaurus.
In case none of you ever spent time in a mining time, slag is the left overs from rock after the oar has been extracted. Its dumped and hardens as a light black rock.
It wasn't until I was seven that my grandparents took me to Manitoulin Island that I actually got my first real fossils. Up until then all I had to go on was representations in books, and any book advanced enough to have in depth representations where Paleontology books written for universities. This was still the era that most books written for the public contained dramatizations of dinosaurs dragging their tales . It wasn't until I met Dr Bob Bakker that I was able to dispel that misconception.

By the time the internet came along I was already in my teens and much more knowledgeable on my passion. But for years it was incredible, and most of the people I chatted with were as interested and in the topic as I was. We were never afraid to ask questions. I specifically remember emailing famous paleontologists, asking very specific questions and getting very stimulating responses.

Now where are we?

Set adrift in pages and pages of youtube videos, and religious wars between creationists and people who know better (and now creationists have found the new strategy of falsely claiming copy write when they have been satired), philosophical penis wars from people without the common sense to listen, people who fuck others dressed up like bad sports mascots, the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man as a diabolical Free Mason plot, Zeitgeist, bad music, bad adds, people spouting out the nonsense they just recently heard, answers without questions, political correctness to Latin, everyone so blissful in their security they don't release they are just the fortunate few on this planet, ideology as political views, massive amounts of identity with no substance, identity as opinions and opinion as identity.

What are we all insane?
The majority of the world can't be brain dead drooling idiots...

... wait...
oh...
never mind...

rant over...
#90
Or Kill Me / You are all Equal
February 04, 2009, 07:39:37 PM
You all need us,
You all want us,
You all need my nutrition,
You all want my sensations, my ease, my smothered mountain of soapy butter,
You all need my shelter,
You all want my pure hue, my fleshy green lawn blades, my self respect, the smell of social hierarchy, my definition of your stranding,
You all need our long treks, our long journeys with the traveler of steel and wheels,
You all want our speed, the pure blue godly mobility, the fresh sky against our black asphalt streams, the wind, the eyes of envy,
You all need my definitions of yourself,
You all want my given cloth, my flowing sensations of colours, my skin, my hidden sexuality plainly in view,  my sounds, my cries of homogenized notation, my false connections, my minimized touch against your frigid loneliness,
You all need my equality,
You all long for my consumption.
#91
for use if needed

confessions of a swamp rat #1 - i think the voice works the best on this one
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7236514

the wave
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7236561
heres to easter
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7236687
to recruit
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7236584
Archuleta really should have won
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7236694
#92
Literate Chaotic / *cough*
September 05, 2008, 03:10:54 PM
#93
Or Kill Me / Confessions of a Swamp Rat #1
July 18, 2008, 04:23:34 AM
So you have it all figured out? Everything starts making sense? You found the small inner spark, the last bit of inspiration you have left before your dragged to the bottom of the mud. But the swamp is dark, it sinks, it boils with torture...
And the monkeys lurk there, ever present in their tree top castles  and there is nothing they like more then to stomp and torture, play their human politics, live within their blackened lies and drain your sweat and blood. Its almost impossible for any vermin to survive, and they are driven under into the weeds, hoping for their last little bit of inspiration among themselves.
But if you look with close eyes you will see that many of these vermin are really monkeys in disguise, ready to slit your throat with your back turned. In fact maybe in they end they are all monkeys... and soon the swamp will be nothing but empty whiskey bottles and the remnants of your own guts.
#94
Or Kill Me / The Great Wizzbang
July 16, 2008, 03:57:31 AM
thanks Cainad for the title.
wasn't going to put this one here
cause its a little different then others, kind of more journalism then anything, but i write em as it comes to me


Lawyers always buy me drinks. Why is that? What is lawyers fascination with a lost, unimaginative, so-so musician?. I'm friends with his girl friend, another lawyer but a wanna-be hippie at heart, but I still refused his offer, at a least for a while. It must be possible to go to the bars with a group of lawyers and never pay for a  single drink. Especially since as of lately, I only drink one or two beers a night.
Personally I don't like most clubs too much, the woman staggering about with drunken apes, a band  of yesterday radio wannabes and other apes standing like statues dreaming and retreating. Its falsely illuminated, young and sterile. Its in the places were there is less noise, more gore that the stories are thick and alive.
Listening to the band I craved morna, or blues, tangos, or just something with spice. Something that makes me wanna move.
That night was suppose to be a special occasion, of sorts. The hippie lawyer had it all planed out, but of course something went astray.
A friend of a friend just got a new job and apparently I was needed to keep her upright most of the night. She was too drunken and drained to stand. Half a foot taller then me, skinny, dark haired and fascinating. She wore a desperate dress, trying to show off her cleavage. Probably depressed since childhood.
We couldn't twirl or move but bumped around like a pinball set lose into a crowed subway. I laughed every time she knocked into a dancer, the males would never give her guff. She fell upon me several times, kissing me on the cheeks excessively and apologizing for her existence and new job. “I don't deserve it. There are better qualified. I'm sorry.”
It went on till past closing time. The fat chick they wanted to set me up with stood off past the edge of the dance floor, with a pasted smile pretending to have had fun. The evening ended with sub par French Toast and tasteless Scrambled Eggs at one of the 24 hour inns, listening to drunken adolescences  who knowingly blew their weeks salary, and got to see a little flesh. The fat chick was happy with the idea of a buffet, the lawyer couldn't pore water from a jug without spill, his hippie girl friend was dreary eyed and too tired to talk, and my dance partner was smiling, knowing she found a whole new location to apologize in.
I just couldn't wait to get out of there... as far away as i could. We're I could breath and laugh in proper silence.
It seems everyone who is still alive with passion wants to be devoid and dead within this environment - apologize - or just stand in a corner.
#95
Or Kill Me / The Wave
July 12, 2008, 05:54:30 PM
It amazing how humans have no sense of predictions, though many of us seem to see a dark cloud approaching, like a high rolling wave creeping out of the sea. You can feel it in the air, thick and inviable. You can't help but cough.
Some of us brace for its impact, or turn to our holy books in a vein attempt to save something seen sacred, or try to change its direction in cheery optimism.
The age seems as if its slipping, history seems crumbling beneath us. People are turning into dogs mad with uninformed opinions, and a large divide of inequality is coming down even in some of our riches nations.
Every age, just as ever person, starts out with dreams and fantasies, but as these dreams are pursued small cracks appear making what one wants seem unattainable, and rather then admit it and reevaluate our strategies many of us begin to lie. Maybe small at first, but lies built upon lies creates a hollow foundation.
Many feel it but have to retreat into their own personal lies, hiding from what is unveiling before them.
Recently in the struggles for power we can see our  personal freedoms starting to diminish. A little at first, and sometimes with the best intentions, but just like the lies they build. I suspect pattern will repeat when the blood starts flowing.
All  civilizations change and non see it coming. The Romans, the Austrians, the Persians all thought that it would inconceivable that their age would not last for infinity, but nothing does. So why should it be different for an  age of globalism. Would history not repeat itself, just this one time? It will come and without our notice the world will once again change. I sense some of us already feel its approach.
#96
Or Kill Me / Is this What you Want?
July 10, 2008, 01:11:12 AM
So is this what you want….
- Being controlled by primitive tribalism gift-wrapped with democracy and freedom, and other applause given words no one really cares about
- Being assaulted by rattles and noise, callings and screams
- Losing attention to under-grown kids shaven down by their pathetic attempts at image reproduction and personality disorders
- Having nothing for entertainment but political pundits, religious icons, and popularity shows
- Having God grown more powerful in his disembowelment
- Replacing the world with archaic imagery and smoked up scripture
- Everything buried within clichés, lies and dead words
Because here everything is severe, and judged. What is really sacred to humans (individual security, tribalism, hate and group mentality) is given voice, but under the hypocrisy of freedom, respect and democracy. Apparently that is what is wanted though… that is what is truly sacred…. This is the century of your making… and that is what you really want.

#97
Or Kill Me / I Just Came for the Coffee
July 06, 2008, 11:53:25 PM
I wonder how many people have went through that mall today. I wonder if they found what they were looking for among the shiny engraved plastic plates, the padded shirts and the seasonally priced nicknack's, forever twirling in our pale economy.
All new, our junk reaches out to grab you, like saying, “If only this can complete your nieces happiness.” Me I prefer my junk old and with history.
It's a scam, and we all know it. It keeps us content with the realization that we will never go out to pursue our dreams. Why climb the mountain when you could possess its picture in a print? You can look at it and dream almost every day. Why experience the world when you could possess a part of it on your nightstand? Why even move, when electronics will display the images as if your reality constructed it.
And with all the hustling of stand in's in t-shirts and the giggling of the half experienced girls is a preferability to the empty hollowness of manufactured fantasy. They will only need to get better junk when the experience breaks down or they are told their fantasy has become obsolete.
I guess real experience can be scary, with its hurt, fear, feeling and dreams. We want to experience it all but without any of the work and danger that life brings. So we retreat to our large hollow malls and our poorly constructed junk.
To the food courts, those sprawled our public dining areas were we rehash the latest myths, the newest opinions we are suppose to hold, the unfulfillment of our latest human contact and the plans we hold for a future we will never pursue
Me... I just came for the coffee.
#98
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11606.msg553429#msg553429

Ok so here's the laydown
got some time for some formatting today and did about 80 pages of it

basically its going to be a huge collection of stuff divided into 3 sections (maybe 4 if I get even more ambitious) Each section is slightly smaller and obviously more portable
now it can be spread via interweb though its formated for hard copies
its formated in sections of 8 folded sheets (which give you 32 pages obviously)
I did a test run and i must say it is very interesting to see what was made for the internet in hard formats made like a book, or smaller pamphlets. I will make a pdf file for internet or an online version last, cause I tend to think IRL before internet world.. but that will be done as well

which reminds me as some of you in IRC may know (I think some of you know) i have done some hand bookbinding before... You know hard cover books.. I dont have any photos of mine and i packed my camera but they would look like this http://www.flickr.com/photos/14275763@N08/2541025012/  but with leather not vinyl... they take me at least a week to do so its not an option for mass Gasm's but more as a keepsake thing... cost of materials are never too much minus ink... though i plan on confiscating the school computers for that purpose - i did that before when i went to school for music

now basically these collections are far different then GASMS or the BIP... cause they are collections of mostly our non-discordist stuff so to say. I think so far then are maybe only 3 pieces that mention discordism, one that mentions this site and only a few that are about religious movement... The material ranges from poetry to stories to ranting.. I raided from the Kopyleft crew except on a few occasions where i have asked permission... though i think i may have forgot Mangrove, Nigel and Benzilla....

It my test run it was described are really raw and powerful. The peices tend to be organized in a way that it acts as a journey from darkness to very strange humor... but I don't think I have to tell you guys that its really unlike anything else that most people have read. I capitilized on the this as of lately and is going for a real mysterious hidden feeling

anyways the first section I call "Subhumans and Mutants", the second "Floods and Fire" and the third "This is our century, assholes" (which is the title of Cain's rant which ends the final section, and also one of the few rants that mentions discordism) Each hopefully will be made to be a stand alone section cause of the massive volume of the work... The only piece I have that is not in these sections that is in the massive work is ECH's Stop rant, cause I want it to introduce the major work if someone is willing to print or read that

The major work has not title as of yet or pictures for covers, both of which Im hoping help from the forum

There is still a lot of work to be done, but im shooting this out now as to get suggestions, people who aren't Kopylift who havent been asked who want in (xpecially the newbies), that soft of thing, cause i still have lots of room for change and new ideas... Late next week Ill update for what i have in the first section

as with pictures and artwork.. Its a bit more tricking... black and white would be good... and ill end up putting it in last cause i find even people that are Kopyleft tend to be a little more picking when it comes to visuals then writings... at least that is my observation

also I have used usernames for credit, unless someone whats something else used for them...

I hope i made some sense, cause ive been staring at a computer screen for a few hours now and my brain is completely shot. But I will answer any questions... (just not questions on what peices I used, Ill start that discusion later - lets just say with the amount of good stuff here I could fill hundreds of pages of volumes... I only used the small as of yet.. and I only used what I was fimiliar with IE just before the ECH era on)
#99
Discordian Recipes / Im out of brown sugar
June 28, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
what else is there that i could put on top of oatmeal that tastes good
and ain't milk
#100
Or Kill Me / Why I like Watching Sport
June 12, 2008, 02:39:34 AM
With the Euro Games going on it occurs to me that the Europeans understand the one thing I love about sport. Even those who can't appreciate soccer, but love sport can understand this too – the sheer naturalism of watching two rival countries grind themselves into the mud. It's warfare. It primitivism in all its glory.
This is what the professors mean when they call sport “modern mythology”. They don't mean some fancy poet with a lyre and too much time on his hands. Read the old myths, even the first half of our cultures supposed holy book. Its all chopping your enemy in two and raping their family in their skins.

Watching the Penguins in the Stanley Cup finals was fun... brings back childhood drama from when I first got into sport, but never stirred me like when my own “tribe” is at war.
I remember a little lad in Sudbury there was something special when the Wolves went up against Sault Saint Marie Greyhounds (we're the capital of the north and Sault Saint Marie sucks since the closed the Basement Strip Club) or the Generals... all those fuckers from Oshawa are all soccer moms anyways.
Now I tell you those games we're a glorious testament on how primitive our species are. Blood, tussled and violence. Monkey calling whenever that 100 year old stuffed wolf they suspended by a wire was lowered whenever the Wolves score. Having to leave exit quickly from the arena when the Wolves won, or lost, or before the police showed up.

Now I'm not going to make assumptions on whether this primitivism is right or wrong, I'm not a moralist, but with everything become even more homogenized and sterilized (especially many of the big money making sport) maybe before we eventually sterilize ourselves we still have a little time left to be remind ourselves of the feeling of being alive.