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I only choke when set on fire.

THAT

CAN

BE

ARRANGED!

Oh Doktor...you sure do no the way to a girls heart. *swoon*

My main beef was the skill system.  It seemed specifically designed to prevent someone from building a character who was intentionally bad a combat, but good at other useful things.  I enjoyed the gameplay when it came to combat, but felt the overall design limited "role" playing.  I guess Pathfinder addressed that, but I haven't had any chance to play.

I only choke when set on fire.

My sex is on fire.

You should probably see a doctor about that.

Not sure what kind of Doctor to see about it.....the Love Doctor?

"Tits are the Sex?"

My sex is on fire.

I always took "geil" as meaning "hot".

Now I am wracking my brain trying to think of other fun German slang.

Using the term "alter" to refer to old people is about all I can think of, and that's not so fun.

its all gone

would you settle for some brown sauce

Depends on where the brown sauce has been.




Where has it been?

[Löffel]

Schnurrbart is my favorite word auf Deutsch.

After that is Löffel.

Then I think it is the phrase ober-affen-titten-geil.

German rocks.

It depends on who they were, where they lived, and if they left their front door unlocked.

I thought one of them was Macho Man Randy Savage...I wouldn't touch that guys stuff even with him dead.  He's fully capable of delivering a choke-slam from heaven.

Here's Jesus (who was wearing a full carpenter belt) being taken to the ER on Saturday night when the Rapture didn't go off as planned:

http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/cfs-ak-snc6/231837/616/2022998010351_58904.mp4?oh=bdbf06f3f3aca7677301d67ee214692b&oe=4DDD5100&__gda__=1306349824_ae214e29c729702b0657077e0ce195c3



Yes, it was fake, the EMTs were having a BLAST with us.

The singing was a nice touch.

Back in the mid-90's when Riff and The Admiral and I were going to raves, we talked about making a Jules Verne style mixer for DJ's. However, none of us had the woodworking ability or general craftiness to be able to put it together, and not enough money to pay someone to do it for us.

How do you like my 'stache?

All agents should pass me the ketchup as soon as possible.

Richter tyying Suu up for the evening...

Clothes are more fun when someone has to brace themselves on a wall in order to help you put them on.

I thought the rapture is supposed to happen when no one expects it, so any attempt to set a date is automatically doomed.  The Bible says that Jesus doesn't even know when it will be.  So if anybody actually figures out when God is planning on doing it, God just changes it.

I had a thought, though.  If it can only happen when nobody expects it, and we have millions of people around the world who live in a constant state of expecting it to happen at any given moment, then no wonder it's been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.

What they don't recognize is that the "end of the World" has been happening for some time now.  It's happening right now, and will continue to happen for the foreseeable future.  It's an ongoing process, not a single event.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/judgment-day-according-to_n_864140.html#s280789&title=A_Bahai_Perspective

The link imbeded in the article leads to the writings of Shoghi Effendi, leader of the Baha'i Faith up to the 50's. The writings go into more detail about how Baha'is envision the "Apacolypse" we are going though right now will end up, and what they work toward achieving.

http://reference.bahai.org/en/t/se/WOB/wob-56.html

As an utterly confused teenager still in the process of developing what hopefully will be a somewhat consistent worldview at some point in the future, I don't know what I REALLY believe in. But I must admit that I find this whole science thing very appealing.

Just remember, good science isn't about belief... its about the best current ideas based on evidence. 

Also, the best thing about science is you don't have to believe in it for it to work.

So I don't have to do the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram every time I turn on the lights?

If you are Orthodox then you have to get someone else to do it for you on the Sabbath.  Not sure how many gentiles know the ritual though.