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#856
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Bang/No Bang?
December 02, 2013, 06:57:06 AM
If you're looking for a concealable self-defense tool, i would look into Cold Steel's Pocket Shark
http://www.coldsteel.com/Product/91SPB/POCKET_SHARK.aspx

They're hard, heavy and blunt enough to jam in an attackers eye or neck, they can be used the same as a kubaton for grapples and locks, plus they can be easily carried in a pocket or sleeve. Plus they're really nice permanent pens, so there's that.

Also, the site sells sword canes, just saying.
#857
I would disagree, sure the traits an organism is born with are variable, but the process of natural selection is pretty nonrandom. How likely your genes are to being reproduced is directly related to how those genes help you survive and mate. in this metaphor, the improvisational riffing is the variable gene element, whether or not the resulting sound is pleasing as music determines whether or not the riff gets reproduced in later attempts.
#858
Dynamite
#859
assburgers are so much better than dicksausage
#860
Oh god i just noticed that mufasa's outline looks like a giant dick in that photo
#861
If not, how the hell did we miss him?
#862
Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 28, 2013, 08:32:40 PM
PROVE ME WRONG PD! PROVE ME WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBSPTUTY8fc#t=154
I forget, didn't we make him a saint some years back?
#864
I fear i have created a monster....awesome. :P
#865
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
:lulz:
#866
Quote from: Payne on November 25, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
This thread is a toolbox.

I haven't declared any thread to be a toolbox in a long time, and it feels good.
I've literally never heard the term toolbox like that before.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.

There was this one guy, RWHN, who loved them.  He loved them so much that we all hate them.  Forever.
See, now this makes ME sad.
#867

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.
#868
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Unleash the PUNS!
November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
A friend of mine went to a furry party a while back, told me he had a good time. However he mentioned that the guy hosting had forbidden alcohol, because he didn't want things to get too rowdy. I immediately respond....

"Yea, you wouldn't want all those furries to be running around like ANIMALS, would ya?  :lulz:
#869
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 25, 2013, 04:35:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 25, 2013, 04:32:10 PM
And the radio is staying off at work, on my shifts because fuck it all in the face. The DJ keeps warning us. "I'm really sorry guys, but the Christmas music thing is going to start soon and there's nothing I can do about it. Please stop sending me hate mail. :P"

He knew the risk when he took the job.

Exactly. He should have been prepared for this. Doesn't ICP and/or Twiztid have a Christmas Album out? They could play that.  :lulz:
or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEUF6Qh8ys&list=PL2UPO357IYkh2fmm44gA5BG2JLQVr6ybl
#870
THIS