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I'd like to know if this site has ever played Mafia. If not, I'd be happy to organize it.
Also, if this is the wrong category to put it in, please correct me.

I didn't see any threads like this. What are some good vegan/vegetarian recipes? I'm not sure how exactly you would make a recipe a Discordian one...I suppose you would just call it so and it would be.

I have recently come to grips with the fact that I have Schizophrenia. This is my first time publicly announcing this but I have had several mental break-downs, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts. I'm not stressed about it at all though, at most times you could say I am in ataraxia. I consider it a blessing from the Goddess. I do sometimes worry that I will be taken away and put in an institution. I do not feel that I am a threat to anyone, I am in-fact a pacifist.

Is there a way I should handle this?

Just trying to get to know you guys better. What are you political leanings? Don't bother asking me, I can't keep the same views for more than 15 square minutes.

Greetings, I am over-joyed to make your acquaintance. My name is Felix. This is, however, not just a whimsical introduction thread. I invite you--nay--I implore you to join me in a bit of fun in the name of Discordia.

You see, there is this group of forums which I am already a very active member; debate.org. It is one of the most curious  of forums you will ever see, a place where people from all walks of life come together to stick their cocks out and prove that they are smarter than everyone else. It isn't always like that though, there is a counter-culture which has long been emerging that seeks to disestablish the degree of seriousness that plagues the forums.

Here's where you come in. Periodically, the members hold a spoof presidential election. I was almost the victor of one of these very elections last year but my opponent decided to recruit a boat-load of new members to join the site and vote for him. It was at that point that my entire party(the Party Party) decided to switch our votes to a third party, who was already doing well, out of spite. That third party won the election and the Party Party considered it a victory for ourselves since it was just so damn hilarious. This time, the tables will be turned. I am not running in the election but Eris enlightened me to the brilliant idea of causing a bit of voter chaos this time as well.
This is what you must do:
1. Join the site. http://www.debate.org/
2. With your first post, declare yourself a candidate in the race.
3. When election day comes, vote in such a way as to cause a tie between all the original candidates.
4. ??????????
5. Profit

By the way, I look forward to becoming active here as well.