I hear people saying LMNO let the beat drop.
Thing is, I was there, and he did no such thing. He was standing there, hair blowing in the wind, and hollering something about glitter and dynamite and "cutting ballast". Then he cut the chain with bolt cutters, and all of the elderly Trump voters rolled off the back and onto the highway. At speed. Then he hopped onto the running board, yanked the door open, and shoved me over into the passenger seat. He hit the off ramp at 90 MPH, and the cattle-catcher sliced a Prius clean in half.
"THAT'S WHY WE HAVE WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID", he howled, running over a Dodge Charger and one of those ugly-ass "Cube" things. No big loss there. When we hit the emergency room, we were still doing at least 60, and the wall caved right in. We didn't stop until we were halfway through the cardiac ward.
LMNO just GRINNED at me, and loaded his shotgun. You know the rest from the video coverage.
So no, LMNO did not "let the beat drop." He spiked that sumbitch.
In my defense, it was Saturday Night.
So when does the nasty vicious gossip come cos right now, he sounds like a fine young man who'd be more than welcome to come over to my house and fuck my sister!
That's not your sister, that's a RealDoll in a tube top and carhartt overalls with a bad wig.
And everyone can tell that the "inflatable clown" in the corner is just you wearing a GoPro and holding some balloons.
You're not fooling anyone, Pent.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:29:58 PM
That's not your sister, that's a RealDoll in a tube top and carhartt overalls with a bad wig.
And everyone can tell that the "inflatable clown" in the corner is just you wearing a GoPro and holding some balloons.
You're not fooling anyone, Pent.
What he said.
Guy's gotta dream tho, right? :oops:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:12 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:29:58 PM
That's not your sister, that's a RealDoll in a tube top and carhartt overalls with a bad wig.
And everyone can tell that the "inflatable clown" in the corner is just you wearing a GoPro and holding some balloons.
You're not fooling anyone, Pent.
What he said.
Well he's managed to fool the pair of you as that realdoll is of the masculine variety.
I'm not one to judge but I am raising eyebrows at you both.
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 10, 2017, 11:37:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:12 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:29:58 PM
That's not your sister, that's a RealDoll in a tube top and carhartt overalls with a bad wig.
And everyone can tell that the "inflatable clown" in the corner is just you wearing a GoPro and holding some balloons.
You're not fooling anyone, Pent.
What he said.
Well he's managed to fool the pair of you as that realdoll is of the masculine variety.
I'm not one to judge but I am raising eyebrows at you both.
You're.
Not.
My.
Supervisor.
OH, IF ONLY.
The mere idea of one of us working for the other gives me feelings I've never had before. It inspires a very particular kind of laugh.
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 10, 2017, 11:49:13 PM
OH, IF ONLY.
The mere idea of one of us working for the other gives me feelings I've never had before. It inspires a very particular kind of laugh.
Oh, you'd be easy to manage.
Hey, Junkey, you see the engineer praying for help with autocad? Go help him. Your way.
(Our new engineer really did spend 10 minutes talking to Jesus about his installation problems. Jesus didn't see fit to help, so he called our IT guy and it was fixed 5 minutes later. Holy fuck. How does this even happen? UNNNNNNG)